Troops (1997)

Dave Fouquette: Trooper HK-883

Quotes 

• Captain Jyanix Bach : We got a, uh, routine stop here. We have a report of some stolen droids and, uh, we think these might be it.

  [dismounts from his Speeder Bike and walks towards a couple of Jawas.] 

  Captain Jyanix Bach : Excuse me. Excuse me. Uh, do you wanna come over here, please? Yeah, I'm talkin' to you.

  [one Jawa approaches Capt. Bach. as the other puts down a small droid.] 

  Captain Jyanix Bach : Uh, whose droid is this?

  [Jawa answers in indistinct language.] 

  Captain Jyanix Bach : Uh-huh, it's your cousin's. Is this your cousin? Is this your cousin? Are you his cousin?

  [the second Jawa replies in his language.] 

  Captain Jyanix Bach : No? Okay, then who are ya?

  [Jawa replies] 

  Captain Jyanix Bach : Ah, you're his friend. Well, Mr. Friend, would you, uh, step over here for a moment, please?

  [turns back to the first Jawa.] 

  Captain Jyanix Bach : Okay, so the, uh, droid belongs to your cousin. Now, if I go over to that Sandcrawler over there, and ask to see your cousin, is he gonna have a bill of sale for this?

  [Jawa tries to answer] 

  Captain Jyanix Bach : Okay. Well, what I'm gonna do now, sir, is place you under Imperial arrest, so we can only help.

  [the second Jawa attempts to approach Capt. Bach, who points his blaster at him] 

  Captain Jyanix Bach : Hey! Am I talking to you? Am I talking to you?

  [Jawa shakes head] 

  Captain Jyanix Bach : Then stay over there, and shut your mouth. Now if you move again, I'm, uh, gonna shoot ya.

  [the first Jawa talks] 

  Captain Jyanix Bach : No. Yeah, I understand. I got a wife and kids too, but you don't see me out here stealing Imperial droids now, do ya? Yeah, sure, you'll never do it again.

  [the second Jawa attempts to run away.] 

  Trooper HK-888 : He's makin' a run for it!

  [HK-888 aims and fires, blowing the Jawa's head off. Meanwhile, the first Jawa also makes a run for it] 

  Trooper HK-883 : There goes the other one!

  Captain Jyanix Bach : I got him!

  [aims and shoots Jawa] 

  Captain Jyanix Bach : Okie-doke.

  [points blaster towards camera] 

  Captain Jyanix Bach : Uh, shut the camera off. Yeah, shut it off! Shut it off!