Muppets from Space (1999)

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Sam the Eagle

Photos 

Quotes 

• Miss Piggy : Gotta run. Bye, Kermie. Kissie, kissie. Ha-ha.

  [exits] 

  Statler : Is breakfast over?

  Waldorf : No, why?

  Statler : 'Cause I think the bacon just ran out.

  [they laugh] 

• Kermit : Okay, guys. It's up to us. We have to save Gonzo from a whole army of government agents.

  Fozzie : Well, I have a joke book.

  Animal : Drumsticks, drumsticks!

  Pepe : I have some loose jello, okay.

  Kermit : Okay. Well that settles that.

• Gonzo : Rizzo?

  Rizzo : Gonzo?

  Miss Piggy : Kermy?

  Kermit : Piggy?

  TV Producer : What is going on here?

• Kermit : He's one of us. And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face, we NEVER forget one of our own.

  Miss Piggy : I love it when you take charge.

  Fozzie Bear : Hey! We left Bunsen and Beaker back at the gas station.

  Kermit : Okay... Well, uh, from THIS point on , no matter what happens, we never forget one of our own.

• Kermit : [after the 'Door in a Jar' forms but the door is too small]  Gee, that's disappointing.

  Miss Piggy : Perfect. Somebody knock and see if Barbie's home.

• Agent Barker : How about this story? It's about a big, bad wolf and a little pig.

  Miss Piggy : Um, that's three pigs, okay?

  Agent Barker : Not in this version.

• [Pepe reappears in ballet costume] 

  Pepe : La la la la lah laah. Lah!

  Fozzie : Wow.

  Pepe : I should, uh, go change, okay?

• Miss Piggy : We're going to pause here and we'll be right back with Gonzo, the Geek Who Fell to Earth.

• Agent Barker : Black belt, third degree.

  Miss Piggy : Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit.

• Miss Piggy : Oh! A real story. Intrigue! Danger! New outfits! And it's mine, mine, mine, all mine, a ha ha ha ha... (to camera) Oh, come on, please, you think Ted Koppel never gets excited?

• Miss Piggy : I've got great news! Gonzo has been kidnapped by the government and it could be a life-threatening situation!

  Kermit : How can that be great news?

  Miss Piggy : Because, I've got a story, I've got a story! Oh! I need to change! Something that says journalistic integrity. Oh! Oh! Oh! I've gotta pee.

  Kermit : Oh, brother.

• Miss Piggy : Hello! What's a nice man like *you* doing in a guardhouse like *this*?

• Kermit : Okay, guys. We've got to get through those doors.

  Fozzie Bear : Should we just ask permission from those nice men with the rifles?

• Miss Piggy : Midnight. The lone alien stands before a naked sky. The mood is tense. My hair looks *great.*

• Fozzie Bear : I have to go to the little bear's room.

• Gonzo : People of Earth, do not be alarmed!

  Miss Piggy : Oh brother.

• Miss Piggy : Hello little people. What an absolutely splendid day.

• Miss Piggy : What are you doing here?

  Gonzo : I'm making contact. What are you doing?

• Sam the Eagle : Scrunch it. And right. And left. And suck in those tummies, ladies!

• TV Producer : Now *that* is TV. The phones are lighting up like Vegas. What power, what heat. You're a hit!

  Miss Piggy : Oh! Oh, thank you.

  TV Producer : Not you. Him!

  Gonzo : Me?

• Miss Piggy : And that's the way it is.

• Miss Piggy : Hey, studmuffin, hold it!

• Miss Piggy : Look, I deliver Gonzo's exclusive life story, okay, if you make moi your new anchorwoman...

  TV Producer : What about Shelley?

  Miss Piggy : Shelley, schmelly.

• Miss Piggy : Is that all you got? Is that all you got? Is that all you got? Is that all you got? Not the noogie!

• Gonzo : Rizzo?

  Rizzo the Rat : Gonzo?

  Miss Piggy : Kermie?

  Kermit : Piggy?

  TV Producer : What the heck's going on here?