Muppets from Space (1999)

Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Beaker, Cosmic Fish #1, Rainbow, Miss Piggy (assistant)

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Quotes 

• [Ed is examining Gonzo] 

  Ed Singer : No nostrils. How do you smell?

  Rizzo the Rat : Awful. Trust me, I'm his roommate.

• Gonzo : I had that weird dream again.

  Rizzo the Rat : You mean the one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?

• Ed Singer : [puts on glove]  May I?

  Rizzo : I think before you answer that question you'd better be real clear on the final destination of that finger.

• [Gonzo appears on live TV] 

  Clifford : Hey, you better get down there, Kerm.

  Kermit : Relax. No one is going anywhere, okay?

  Gonzo : [on TV]  You see, I was contacted through my breakfast cereal, and then it was confirmed to me by the Cosmic Fish that I am definitely from outer space.

  Rizzo : So you want to go now, or wait for the commercial?

  Kermit : Now.

• Pepe : Hey, Kermit. When will you fix the oven, okay?

  Kermit : What's wrong with the oven?

  [oven explodes] 

  Pepe : That.

• Kermit : Okay, guys. It's up to us. We have to save Gonzo from a whole army of government agents.

  Fozzie : Well, I have a joke book.

  Animal : Drumsticks, drumsticks!

  Pepe : I have some loose jello, okay.

  Kermit : Okay. Well that settles that.

• Gonzo : Rizzo, come here, my Cap'n Alphabet is sending me a message: R U There.

  Rizzo : Are you sure it didn't say "you need help"?

• Gonzo : Hey, Rizzo, come here! I think my Kap'n Alphabet is sending me a message.

  Rizzo the Rat : Yeah, I know what you mean. I had some guacamole last night, and it's still speaking to me.

• Gonzo : Rizzo?

  Rizzo : Gonzo?

  Miss Piggy : Kermy?

  Kermit : Piggy?

  TV Producer : What is going on here?

• Kermit : He's one of us. And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face, we NEVER forget one of our own.

  Miss Piggy : I love it when you take charge.

  Fozzie Bear : Hey! We left Bunsen and Beaker back at the gas station.

  Kermit : Okay... Well, uh, from THIS point on , no matter what happens, we never forget one of our own.

• Gonzo : Now we can go meet my alien brothers at Cape Doom.

  Kermit : Uh, what makes you think that aliens are landing there, Gonzo?

  Gonzo : Oh, a sandwich told me.

• Kermit : [after the 'Door in a Jar' forms but the door is too small]  Gee, that's disappointing.

  Miss Piggy : Perfect. Somebody knock and see if Barbie's home.

• Gonzo : Well, it's just that I'm sick and tired of being a one-of-a-kind freak, that's all.

  Kermit : Gonzo, you are not a one-of-a-kind freak. You're a, uh... uh...

  Gonzo : A whatever?

  Kermit : Well... yeah.

• TV Producer : Gonzo, you've got it.

  Rizzo : Sure wish we could find a cure for it.

• Rizzo : Are you telling me we came out here in the middle of the night for a stupid egg?

  Pepe : Sh! It could be full of chocolate, okay.

• Rizzo : What? I cannot believe that little shrimp left us behind!

  Pepe : I am not a shrimp. I am a king prawn!

• Kermit : You know what you are, Gonzo?

  Gonzo : What?

  Kermit : Distinct.

  Gonzo : [looks at everybody else's photos with their families]  Distinct huh? More like extinct.

• Gonzo : I'm an alien!

  Rizzo : What, have you been tap-dancing on the barbecue again?

• Rizzo : How you doin', Ed?

  Fast Eddie : Well, I ain't dead.

• Dr. Tucker : From this moment on, if I say you're hungry, you eat. If I say you're sleepy...

  Rizzo : I eat?

• Ed Singer : Excuse me. Can this thing go any faster?

  Rentro : I'm doing *thirty.*

• Gonzo : What a great day.

  Kermit : Mm-hmm.

  Gonzo : That was probably the best day of my whole life. There's just one thing I still don't understand.

  Kermit : What's that, Gonzo?

  Gonzo : Why did they ask me to build a jacuzzi?

  Rizzo , Pepe : [snickering] 

• Gonzo : [Gonzo wakes up from a bad dream and sits upright, accidentally sending a hammock-sleeping Rizzo flying out the window]  I don't wanna be alone!

  Rizzo the Rat : You're not alone.

  Gonzo : Who said that?

  Rizzo the Rat : Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the rat who's hanging out of the window!

• Gonzo : [as Rizzo is hanging out the window]  Rizzo?

  Rizzo the Rat : No, it's Santa. But I forgot my reindeer.

• Rizzo : I don't like the look of those guys. This rat smells a rat.

  Agent Barker : [to Gonzo]  The limo is right this way.

  Rizzo : Did he say limo? Wait a second, I'm his translator. Hold up!

• Agent Barker : We feel your pain, Gonzo.

  Gonzo : They feel my pain!

  Rizzo : I've got a paper-cut that's a doozy. You feel my pain, too?

• Miss Piggy : I've got great news! Gonzo has been kidnapped by the government and it could be a life-threatening situation!

  Kermit : How can that be great news?

  Miss Piggy : Because, I've got a story, I've got a story! Oh! I need to change! Something that says journalistic integrity. Oh! Oh! Oh! I've gotta pee.

  Kermit : Oh, brother.

• Kermit : [on spy gadgets]  Ahah. The old rubber ducky with invisibility-spray trick. Check.

• Kermit : What is he doing up there?

  Rizzo : His breakfast cereal told him to sit up there.

  Clifford : Talk about whole grain and nuts.

• Rentro : While they're warming up the brain-sucker for ya in surgery, I brought you a sandwich here, and I cut off the crusts for you.

• Kermit : Okay, guys. We've got to get through those doors.

  Fozzie Bear : Should we just ask permission from those nice men with the rifles?

• Kermit : When we pull together, we can do anything.

• Kermit : So... you'll write?

  Gonzo : Oh, yeah, sure I'll write. There's probably a mailbox every couple of light years.

• Kermit : Oh, hey Gonzo! I thought you were performing at a bar mitzvah?

  Gonzo : No, I got the Electric Mayhem to cover for me.

  Dr.Teeth : Shalom!

• Rentro : [singing]  Jalapenos, jalapenos, gettin' my friend some jalapenos.

• Kermit : Way to get down with your bad self.

• Rizzo the Rat : Oh, please, Big Boss. I never disobeyed my mother. And I never carried the plague. Not even once.

• Rizzo the Rat : [during a card game, Rizzo's hand of cards bursts into flames unexpectedly; screaming]  AAAAAUUUGGHHH! MY HAND'S ON FIRE!

• Gonzo : I had that weird dream again.

  Rizzo the Rat : The one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?

• Rizzo : [exercising]  I do it all for you, ladies.

• Rizzo the Rat : He built it.

  Pepe : And we came.

• Kermit : I wish I could find my pants.

• Kermit : Listen, aren't you taking this alien thing just a little too far?

  Gonzo : Kermit. Kermit, I realize that it may be hard for you to accept me as an alien, but I didn't choose to be one. Well, I've always had alien tendencies. This just makes sense to me.

  TV Producer : Beautiful, Big G!

• Gonzo : Rizzo?

  Rizzo the Rat : Gonzo?

  Miss Piggy : Kermie?

  Kermit : Piggy?

  TV Producer : What the heck's going on here?

• Rizzo the Rat : No cheese? No cheese! All right! That does it! We're bustin' out of this joint, boys.

• Rizzo the Rat : All right, prawn cracker. I'll see your Maryland crab cakes, and I'll raise you a 1958 cheddar cheese, never been sniffed!