Sex and the City (1998–2004)

Cynthia Nixon: Miranda Hobbes

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• Samantha : I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass.

  Charlotte : You had sex with Danny?

  Samantha : Sure, he's cute, straight and we've known him for ten years. Haven't we all had sex with Danny?

  Carrie : Oh yeah, that one weekend I was bored.

  Charlotte : Just a New Year's Eve kiss.

  Miranda : I showed him a boob in a coat checkroom.

  Carrie : Just one?

  Miranda : I sensed he couldn't commit.

• Miranda : What's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the sphinx.

  Carrie : I think you just found the title of your autobiography.

• Carrie : It's a slippery slope. First you're going once a week, and then it's three times a week, and then the next thing you know, you're starting every sentence with, "My shrink says".

  Miranda : My shrink says thats a very common fear.

• Miranda : I'm dating skid-marks guy. When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, that's the end of romance, right there.

• Miranda : I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman: "I'm sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever."

• Miranda : Sexy is what I try to get them to see after I win them over with my personality.

• Miranda : Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?

• Miranda : I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says 'virgin'. I have a child. The jig is up.

• Miranda : After years of odd men, God is throwing me a bone.

  Carrie : And possibly a boner as well.

• Miranda : I'm gonna ask you an unpleasant question now- why did you ever say yes?

  Carrie : The man you love kneels down in the street and offers you a ring, you say yes that's what you do.

• Miranda : Soulmates only exist in the Hallmark aisle at Duane Reid Drugs.

• Miranda : Okay, I'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this.

• Miranda : I'm fine... but Charlotte, maybe your "hmmm hmmm" would like an order of fries?

• Miranda : I didn't tell Walker I was pregnant.

  Carrie : Miranda!

  Miranda : It didn't come up! If Walker had said to me, "Have you given birth recently?", I would have said, "Well, first of all, define recently."

• Charlotte : Carrie, you're right, you have to tell him. But not before the wedding, it's supposed to be my week.

  Miranda : It's you day. You get a day.