- Jennifer Tilly: Isn't Josh a doll?
- Steven Phillips: Oh, yes, he's a real doll. He's like a regular little Chucky.
- Steven Phillips: [to the gate guard, after being informed that he may enter the studio grounds as a 'walk-on'] Let me ask you - is this the lowest a human being can go? I mean, is there such a thing as a 'crawl on?'
- Martin Scorsese: I want to do a remake of "Raging Bull" with a really thin guy. Not just thin, but REALLY thin. Thin and angry, thin and angry, thin and angry. Can you see it? Can you see it?
- Steven Phillips: Kind of.
- Martin Scorsese: Is there a Starbucks near here?
- Steven Phillips: I'd be careful. I think you had your quota.
- Martin Scorsese: Quota! That gives me an idea for something else entirely. I don't know you, we never had this conversation, we never met.
- [walks off]
- Steven Phillips: Hey, I sent you a script a few years ago.
- Martin Scorsese: Never got it.
- Sarah: I feel like you're losing your edge.
- Steven Phillips: Jesus! I am hearing this from everybody!
- Sarah: That's because it's true.
- Laura Phillips: [after Sarah has escaped with tied-together bedsheets] Those are my best sheets!
- Steven Phillips: That is so low on our priority scale right now.