Rude Awakening (1998–2001)

Jonathan Penner: Dave Parelli

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Quotes 

• Billie Frank : I think that we should do something that makes us feel better.

  Dave Parelli : What is there besides sex?

  Billie Frank : Häagen-Dazs!

• Dave : Billie, this'll be hard but I need you to think of someone other than yourself for a moment...

• Dave Parelli : Remember that anesthesiologist I was dating and I cheated on her with her sister? I just told her about it and she forgave me. We sat down, had a nice cup of tea, and...

  [puzzled] 

  Dave Parelli : and I don't really remember what happened after that.

• Dave : I like the sound the glass makes when the bartender puts it on the counter. I like the way it feels in my hand. I bring it in close, and I can smell it, and a wave of relief goes through my body even before I take the first sip.

  Billie : You're slow. I'd be on my third one by now.

• Billie : Why should you get what you want when I can't get what I want?

  Dave : Because life is unfair and I'm really horny.

• Dave : [to Billie]  Hey, the next time you invite me to a family gathering, could you make sure it's not your family!