Detroit Rock City (1999) Poster

Edward Furlong: Hawk

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  • Hawk : Only a car full of Stellas and Guidos would ride your ass on a 2-lane highway and honk.

  • Christine : Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?

    Hawk : Why don't you lick my hairy crack?

    Christine : Why don't you bend over, you're lookin' right at it!

    Lex : [Everybody looks at each other in puzzlement]  That last remark fell about 30 yards away from makin' any sense whatsoever!

  • Hawk : Yeah, we're here to take out friend Jam here to the big, satanic KISS concert, if that's okay with you.

    Father Phillip McNulty : Satan? Satan? Santa. They're the same letters... they're the same guy!

  • Hawk : [after throwing up, getting ready to dance]  Maestro!

  • Guido : Have you learned your lesson yet, puke?

    Hawk : If the lesson is you're a dick with ears and a really bad haircut, I'd say yeah. I've learned my lesson.

  • Hawk : Quite a night. So far you've seen me and my dick throw up.

  • Hawk : How's it hanging, Padre?

    Father Phillip McNulty : Whoa, I just heard you talking through my nose. Is it possible my nose has ear drums?... Nose drums!

  • Lex : [Voices, and Faces inside Trip's head as He contemplates robbing a store]  I can't believe you're thinking of robbing a store, Trip. I mean, You don't pass go, and collect 200 Dollars for pulling Stuff like this, Man.

    Hawk : No shit, Man, is this really worth it? Still, You're gonna get Your ass kicked nine ways to Sunday by that fucking Gorilla, but I guess it's still a Hundred Times better than getting it Porked for the next Three to Five, right?

    Jam : What about that Girl Trip, She'll never forget this Night. Even if You got away with it, She'll be Scarred for Life, I mean, when are You gonna realize some Day, that being Tough, means being Tender?

    Trip : [Aloud]  Alright everybody, just Shut up!

    [All the Customers look at Trip questionably, as Trip fakes a Cough] 

  • [the guys find out their Volvo has been stolen] 

    Lex : We must get the cops in on this Volvo-situation.

    Hawk : Lex, this is Detroit. You think the cops are gonna waste city-dollars on a Swedish car?

  • Trip : [looks at Jam, dressed in nerdy clothes]  Man, that geek looks just like Jam.

    Lex : Man, that geek *is* Jam.

    Hawk : [yells across the campus]  HEY, DORK!

    [Jam flips them off, they all start laughing] 

  • Hawk : So, you grounded because of what happened last night, or what, man?

    Jam : No, yeah. But, uhh, has that ever stopped me before?

  • Hawk : Will you guys quit the mom-bashing? I mean, look, look, Lex's mom is cool because she lets us spend the night, and if it wasn't for your mom, Trip, we wouldn't have smoked that fine Panama Red last night! So, leave the women who gave you life out of it, they're both cool in my book.

  • Father Phillip McNulty : [Hawk is dressed as the pizza boy]  I'm donating your tip to the church. The Lord thinks you.

    Hawk : Tell the Big Guy not to mention it.

  • Hawk : [Waiting to bust Jam out of St. Bernards]  Come on, man. This is such a lousy view. How the hell are we ever supposed to know when he's lit?

    Trip : It usually takes ten minutes to a half an hour. All depends, you know?

    [loud laughing] 

    Trip : He's lit!

  • Trip : Whoa, man. I just had the killer-est vision, man. Imagine Mystery, openin' up for KISS, man.

    Lex : Oh, that'd be fuckin' IT, man!

    Trip : It could happen, man. it could happen!

    Jam : You know, in '73, KISS was opening for Blue Oyster Cult. One year later, to the day, man, Blue Oyster Cult was opening for KISS.

    Lex : Yeah, well, we're not gonna be openin' for anyone until our lead singer gets over his stage fright.

    Hawk : [scoffs]  Man, I don't have fucking stage fright, man!

    Lex : Then why'd you pass out at Bing's party before the first fucking song?

    Hawk : That was one show, man!

    Lex : Yeah, that was our only show, and you dropped like a dead deer on us!

    Hawk : Shut up, man.

  • [after Jam's mom finds the Kiss record] 

    Lex : Man, I was afraid some bullshit like this was gonna happen. If Jam misses Peter Criss's drum solo, he won't be able to continue with his fucking life!

    Hawk : Lex! Quit Jynxing us man! No one is missing that concert tomorrow night!

  • Trip : So who did your wardrobe? A band of preppy sailboat captains?

    Jam : Hey, my mom had me over a barrel, alright? After what happened last night I had to let her *dress* me today!

    [Huffs] 

    Jam : It's a give-and-take relationship.

    Lex : Yeah, she gives you shit, and you take it!

    Hawk : Jam, give me the tickets, man, I wanna hang on to them.

    Jam : The... tickets?

    Hawk : What?

    Jam : you see, there's a little, *little* problem with that. They're still at my house in Trip's jacket.

    Hawk : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

    Jam : She was standing right over me while I was changing, for fuck's sake!

    Hawk : Jam, you are so pathetic, man!

    Trip : That is some sick shit right there! What, does she comb your ass hair for you too?

    Lex : Jam, if she even smells those tickets, she'll destroy 'em, and we get fucked outta seein' KISS for the third year in a row!

    Jam : They're fine, they're at my house, they're perfectly safe. We can go there right after school and pick 'em up. My mom's not even gonna be there!

    Trip : Dudes, hours from now, we're actually gonna be seein' KISS!

    Hawk : All right, man. We'll just double time it to your house, and grab the tickets before heading to the train station for the 3:45 to DETROIT... ROCK... CITY! GOD!

    [Bell rings] 

    Hawk : Well, as they say in the tampon biz, see you next period.

    [slams locker door] 

  • Hawk : Jam! Just shut your faggoty-ass mouth! You're pissing me off! Now we came all this way and we've got absolutely nothing. So help me God, we are going to that concert.

  • Hawk : [three Stellas are walking by]  I wish somebody would tell these girls that *DISCO'S DEAD!*

    Stella 1 : Don't stare too long, boys, you'll go blind!

    Lex : Yeah, right! Stellas. I hate Stellas almost as much as I hate dogs.

    Trip : Yeah, man. Same species when you stop to think about it, man!

  • Hawk : [drives up to radio station]  Here we are. Ample time to grab the tickets, and God was smiling down on us tonight.

    Jam : That's funny, I figured he'd be pissed as hell at me!

  • Hawk : [Kenny throws him on the ground after using his head to wipe up pizza]  Oh, that's not very nice, man!

  • Hawk : [talking to Barbara]  Oh, yeah, *STELLA*! And we'll deserve it too, won't we? But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna make it *really* worth their while!

  • Hawk : Christine stole it! Asleep, my ass. The Stella booted with your mom's wheels.

  • Hawk : LEX! Shut the fuck up, man, we're trying to think!

  • Hawk : I ain't no midnight cowboy, or nothing like that!

  • Lex : We're not stealing my mom's car. Okay, that's not happening.

    Hawk : You're damn right we are.

  • Hawk : [driving through the KISS crowd]  You need to get the fuck out of my way!

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