- Guy: I'm out of change. Why don't you just take the envelope?
- Revolutionary #4: Oh, I know you tricks. I take the envelope and you slap the cuffs on me! Well I'm not taking it! I've got envelopes at home! I put a hex on thee! Yeeeeeeee!!!!
- Guy: Jill, I'm taking a break!
- Stanley Simon: Vicki and I love each other and we're going to get married.
- Mr. Livingston: Well thats just freakin' great.
- Grumpy Senior: You know I don't mind what you do in the privacy of your own home, but I don't want to see it in public.
- Guy: What are you doing in my parking lot?
- Bob Stein: Murder.
- Stanley Simon: Yeah, handsome guy too.
- Seth: [coughs]
- Guy: The corpse just moved!
- Stanley Simon: They have tend to do that sometimes. I once saw a man finish a crossword puzzle after being shot five times.
- Bob Stein: Sunday edition too.
- Bob Stein: Where were you?
- Stanley Simon: Oh, at a nice little bed and breakfast known as the county lockup.
- Marky Marx: Hey folks! Don't mind if a black man enjoys a little bingo in a place of worship. What you problem!?!? Afraid I might steal your bingo card!?!?
- Guy: I'm out of change. Why don't you just take the envelope?
- Revolutionary #4: Oh, I know you tricks. I take the envelope and you slap the cuffs on me! Well I'm not taking it! I've got envelopes at home! I put a hex on thee! Yeeeeee!!!
- Guy: Jill, I'm taking a break!
- Stanley Simon: Vicki and I love each other and we're going to get married.
- Mr. Livingston: Well that's just freakin' great.
- Grumpy Senior: I want a copy of this picture.
- Stanley Simon: Sorry, we're closing. Everything's all packed up.
- Grumpy Senior: Well I need a copy!
- Stanley Simon: You can go over to the King Co.
- Grumpy Senior: King Co.? I wouldn't be caught dead in that place.
- Mr. Ellias: I sent you a notice.
- Stanley Simon: I don't believe I ever got it.
- Mr. Ellias: You mean this one?