Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

Brad Pitt: Sinbad

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Quotes 

• [Going to rescue Marina from a Roc] 

  Sinbad : She couldn't *see* the bird? Everyone *else* saw it. It's as big as the freakin' ship! Marina? Marina's looking the *other* way.

• Sinbad : What is it?

  Rat : It just ends, captain. It's the edge of the world.

  Jin : Pay up. It's flat.

• [it is cold and Kale is bare-chested] 

  Sinbad : Put a shirt on before you poke someone's eye out!

• Sinbad : [after one of Proteus' men was eaten and then spit up my a sea monster but goes back to fighting it anyway]  Give that guy a raise!

• [Marina saved the crew from the Sirens, all Sinbad does is blame her for the damage she did to the ship] 

  Marina : Are you crazy? I saved your life!

  Sinbad : Oh, I would've been fine. I always am.

  Marina : Right.

  [walks away muttering toward her "cabin"] 

  Marina : So ungrateful. It's just typical.

  Sinbad : And you chipped the paint! Right here, look at it! That's more than a little scratch!

  [Marina slams the door behind her, the crew and Spike look at Sinbad reproachfully] 

  Sinbad : [groans angrily]  The dog - and the crew - and th-th-that *woman*!

  [knocks at Marina's door] 

  Sinbad : [both shouting] 

  Marina : What?

  Sinbad : Thank you!

  Marina : You're welcome!

  Sinbad : No problem!

  Marina : Don't worry about it!

  Sinbad : I won't!

  Marina : Good!

  Sinbad : Good-bye!

  Marina : Bye to you!

  [slams door shut again] 

• Proteus : It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse.

  Sinbad : See, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired.

• Kale : So, any idea how we actually *get* to Tartarus?

  Sinbad : Tartarus?

  [chuckling] 

  Sinbad : Oh, no, no, no, no. People get *killed* in Tartarus.

  Kale : [sly]  So where are we going?

  Sinbad : [lays down a map of Fiji]  Fiji!

  Kale : Fiji? This time of year?

  Sinbad : Think of the beaches.

  Kale : Oh, beautiful, if you like mosquitoes.

  Sinbad : Think of the sun.

  Kale : It's monsoon season.

  Sinbad : Oh, then the women.

  Kale : They're cannibals, Sinbad.

  Sinbad : [nudges Kale]  Exactly.

  [Kale groans] 

  Sinbad : Come on, Kale.

  Kale : He's your *friend*.

  Sinbad : Listen to you. You sound like my mother. Proteus will be fine.

  Kale : You're sure of that?

  Sinbad : You and I both know Dymas is not gonna let them execute his only son.

  Kale : So we're running away?

  Sinbad : We're retiring! We don't *need* another score! We've *got* enough! Now, set a course for Fiji.

  [to the crew] 

  Sinbad : Gentlemen, we're heading to Fiji!

  [the crew cheer and dance] 

• Sinbad : Well, well, well. This has got to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris.

  Eris : [chuckles]  Don't push your luck, Sinbad. You're cute. But not *that* cute.

• Marina : So, how are we gonna get down?

  Sinbad : I... I don't know.

  Marina : What?

  Sinbad : I don't know yet.

  [Marina stares at him] 

  Sinbad : I'm thinking about it, all right?

  Marina : You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down?

  Sinbad : Of all the ungrateful--

  [groans] 

  Sinbad : Look, if you'd rather take your chances on your own, that can be arranged!

  Marina : No, shh, shh, shh, shh, all right.

• Marina : You're rescuing me?

  Sinbad : Well - yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package.

• Marina : [plotting how to escape the Roq]  So. What do we have to work with? Um... ropes?

  Sinbad : Uh... no.

  Marina : Grappling hooks?

  Sinbad : Yeah-no.

  Marina : [exasperated]  Your swords?

  Sinbad : Hey, I've got this!

  [pulls out a knife] 

  Marina : Oh, great. He can pick his teeth when he's done with us!

• [Sinbad is dragging Marina over the ship to her new "quarters", while she fights him furiously] 

  Sinbad : As you can see, we're well equipped to accommodate the most discerning of royal taste. We have excellent ocean views! Luxurious living quarters -

  [dumps her into the storeroom] 

  Sinbad : with three gourmet meals a day. Pickles, eggs, and pickles!

  [Spike comes on screen] 

  Sinbad : Oh hey Spike, there you are.

  [to Marina] 

  Sinbad : I'd like to introduce you to your new bunkmate, or actually you're *his* new bunkmate, as it's actually his bunk. We do hope you have a pleasant stay aboard the Chimera! Oh. If he starts hugging your leg - it means he likes you.

• Sinbad : And you are?

  Eris : Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.

  Sinbad : You know, they don't do you justice.

• Sinbad : Who's bad? Sin-bad!

  Marina : [groans]  Men!

• [Marina is trying to get Sinbad to go to Tartarus and get the Book of Peace back to save Proteus] 

  Marina : You're really not going to lose any sleep over this, are you?

  Sinbad : Not a wink.

  Marina : Because me, I'd be tossing and turning, knowing I'm alive... because I let my friend die.

  Sinbad : Augh! I'm not responsible for this mess! And I didn't ask Proteus to put his neck on the line for me!

  Marina : Look, clearly I can't appeal to your *honour*. But I have other ways of convincing you.

  Sinbad : Really? Uh... Just how do you expect to do that?

  Marina : By speaking your language.

  [holds up a large diamond] 

  Sinbad : [takes the diamond]  Keep talking.

  Marina : [Marina empties a small bag of jewels into his hand. Sinbad considers it] 

  Sinbad : Yup, this'll do! But - not for first class.

• Sinbad : You still fight like an old woman.

  Proteus : Sinbad? What are you doing here?

  Sinbad : [breaks the lock on Proteus' door]  Working. You?

• Marina : [Sinbad has his back to Marina]  Honestly you are the most boarish pig headed man I have ever met.

  Sinbad : [Turns to respond]  Hey Lady! I've seen the high born boys your type hangs out with ha... and I'm the only man you've ever met.

• Sinbad : A sword at my throat

  [pause] 

  Sinbad : at my chest

  [pause] 

  Sinbad : at my

  [points towards his groin] 

  Sinbad : [quick cut to sailor] 

  Sailor : Pickles and eggs.

• Kale : What happened down there?

  Sinbad : You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

  Kale : Try me.

  Sinbad : Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of discord? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.

• Sinbad : Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, *then* you get to blame me for it!

• Marina : Are you sure you...

  Sinbad : Yes, we have done this kind of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you do have my permission to stand there quietly and receive a free lesson in sailing. Besides, a ship is no place for a woman.

• [about Marina] 

  Sinbad : How can one woman do so much damage?

• [Everyone is seasick from being towed in the wake of a giant fish] 

  Sinbad : Whose idea was that again?

  Marina : I don't know... but he owes me lunch.

• Rat : [Sinbad is looking annoyed after Marina compliments a sailor for "courtesy"]  You know, you really ought to be a little more courteous.

  Sinbad : [Sinbad punches Rat off screen]  Oh, Great. Now I'm getting etiquette lessons from a bilge rat.

• Proteus : Do you have a plan?

  Sinbad : Uh... how about try not to get killed?

• Sinbad : Hey I got this.

  [Sinbad pulls out a dagger] 

  Marina : Great he can pick his teeth when he's done with us.

  Sinbad : Yeah, you see in the hands of an expert a good knife has 1,001 good uses

  [He starts tossing it around and it hits the place where they are hiding and splits it wide open Marina groans and looks menacingly at Sinbad and Sinbad laughs nervously and Roc starts coming towards them Sinbad grabs Marina] 

  Sinbad : RUN!

• Sinbad : Pray to the gods. We may be meeting them soon.

• [Sinbad finds out Marina sneaked onto the ship] 

  Sinbad : What do you think you're doing here?

  Marina : I'm here to make sure you get the Book of Peace. Or bring back your dead body if you fail.

  Sinbad : *Really.* And how are you going to pull that off?

  Marina : By whatever means necessary.

  Sinbad : Did you bring a crew?

  Marina : No.

  Sinbad : You know how to get to Tartarus?

  Marina : Um... no.

  Sinbad : Can you navigate on your own?

  Marina : Yes!

  Sinbad : Well good! Then I'll dump your butt in a rowboat and you can paddle all the way back to Syracuse. 'Cause we're going to Fiji.

• Sinbad : Wait a minute. I didn't lie. I came back. That's why you're here. This was all part of your test. I told the truth. And wasn't there something about being "bound for all eternity"?

• Proteus : Do you have any idea how serious this is?

  Sinbad : Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that today?

• Marina : Knife, please.

  Sinbad : Oh, right, like I'd give you a weapon.

• Eris : Now. About my Sea Monster.

  Sinbad : Right, right, listen, I'm sorry about that. I don't suppose a heartfelt apology would do.

  Eris : [chuckles wryly]  Heartfelt? From you? Sinbad! You don't have a heart.

• [Sinbad and Marina have entered the Realm of Chaos] 

  Sinbad : [uneasy]  OK. I'm severely creeped out.

  Eris : [appears; clapping]  Bravo. No mortal has ever made it to Tartarus before... alive, that is. Make yourself at home.

  Sinbad : Thank you. Uh, nice place you got here.

  Eris : Like it? I'm planning on doing the whole world this way.

  Sinbad : Wow! That's a good plan. Well, I see you're busy, so listen. We'll just take the Book of Peace and get out of your way.

  Eris : [chuckles]  What makes you think *I* have it?

  Sinbad : Uh, well, you framed me for the theft, so they would execute me.

  Eris : You?

  Sinbad : Yeah.

  [Eris raises her eyebrows; Sinbad frowns] 

  Sinbad : No.

  [releases] 

  Sinbad : Proteus! You knew he would take my place!

  Eris : [chuckles and scratches a stone column, cracking it]  What a clever little man you are.

  Sinbad : You thought I'd run... then Proteus would die... and Syracuse would be--!

  Eris : Left without the next rightful king and tumble into glorious chaos.

• [Sinbad has been arrested and locked in a cell] 

  Proteus : [steps out from the shadows]  Sinbad!

  Sinbad : Proteus! It's about time.

  Proteus : Do you realise how serious this is?

  Sinbad : Do *you* realise how many times I've heard that today?

  Proteus : You've betrayed Syracuse!

  Sinbad : Oh! Not you too.

  Proteus : Stealing the Book of Peace when you *knew* how much it meant to us!

  Sinbad : Proteus, here's the way this works: First, I *actually* commit a crime, and *then* you get to blame me for it!

  Proteus : [draws Sinbad's knife from inside his coat]  Then how to you explain this?

  Sinbad : [stares at the knife in shock as he realises]  Eris.

  Proteus : [puts the knife back in his coat]  What?

  Sinbad : Eris! She framed me.

  Proteus : Sinbad, listen to yourself.

  Sinbad : Trust me, Proteus, the Book is in Tartarus. Talk to your father. Tell him I'm...

  Proteus : This is beyond my father! The ambassadors are convening now for your trial.

  Sinbad : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, *trial*? I didn't do it! Look, I left the Book on your ship, and that's the last I saw of it! You were there. You know the truth. You know me.

  Proteus : Do I? I knew a *kid*! Who are you *now*, Sinbad?

  [Sinbad sighs] 

  Proteus : Look me in the eye and tell me... Did you steal the Book?

  Sinbad : No.

  [Proteus stares back seriously]