Lamb Chop's Play-Along (1992–1997)
Shari Lewis: Charlie Horse, Hush Puppy, Lamb Chop, Shari, Host
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Quotes
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Shari Lewis : Did you ever wish upon a star?
Lamb Chop : I once asked Mr. Rogers for his autograph.
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Lamb Chop : [admiring a baby chick] Why is it going "cheep cheep"?
Shari Lewis : Well, would you rather it went "expensive, expensive"?
Lamb Chop : Is that a joke?
Shari Lewis : I guess not.
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Shari Lewis : Go sing outside!
Lamb Chop : But that's not fair! I was here first!
Charlie Horse : No. I'm the oldest; *I* was here first!
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Lamb Chop : Little Boy Blue, come blow your nose...
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Lamb Chop : [Shari removes Lamb Chop's headphones] What happened to the band?
Shari Lewis : Hey!
Lamb Chop : Oh, hi, Shari. What's up?
Shari Lewis : What's up? All the neighbors.
Lamb Chop : Huh?
Shari Lewis : Do you know they can hear you all over town?
Lamb Chop : Is that a new song by The Slobs?
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[upon discovering that Lamb Chop has the hiccups]
Shari Lewis : How do you get rid of the hiccups?
Lamb Chop : Oh! When I get the hiccups, I can ne - *hic* - ever get rid of them!
Charlie Horse : Lamb Chop...
[Charlie Horse screams at Lamb Chop, and Lamb Chop screams in shock]
Lamb Chop : Whatever were you doing?
Charlie Horse : I was trying to scare the hiccups out of you.
Lamb Chop : You scared the daylights out of me! My hiccups are still fine, thank you. *Hic*
Shari Lewis : Lamb Chop...
Lamb Chop : Don't fool around!
Shari Lewis : I'm not going to touch you! Oh, I know what to do!
[to Lamb Chop]
Shari Lewis : Look the other way. Now, don't listen.
[Lamb Chop looks the other way]
Shari Lewis : Now, Charlie Horse, what you have to do is...
[Lamb Chop looks back at Shari]
Shari Lewis : Don't listen!
[Lamb Chop looks away again]
Shari Lewis : What you have to do is look at her, and make a horrible face, and you'll scare the hiccups out of her.
Charlie Horse : Okay, I'll do it. Lamb Chop?
[Lamb Chop screams]
Charlie Horse : I didn't make a horrible face yet!
Lamb Chop : Oh! I couldn't tell!
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[Charlie Horse is training Hush Puppy to fight against a bully. Hush Puppy is lifting weights]
Charlie Horse : C'mon higher! Higher! Higher!
[Hush Puppy falls forward and drops the weights]
Hush Puppy : Are you sure that Arnold Schwarzenegger started like this?
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[said every time Lamb Chop wishes to hear a story of her babyhood]
Lamb Chop : [dreamily] Tell me about when I was a baby... I was a baby...
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Charlie Horse : [singing before the Joke segments] If ever you're at bat and you can feel yourself begin to choke...
[spoken]
Charlie Horse : just step out of the box, *straighten* your socks, and tell yourself a *joke*!
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Shari Lewis : [singing before Funny Poems segments] I love to dance, I love to sing/But laughing is my favorite thing/You are not the first to hear/A funny poem can make my year.
[spoken]
Shari Lewis : Come on, Charlie Horse, make my year!
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Charlie Horse : Oh boy, Alpha-toons!
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Lamb Chop : Oh goody, Alpha-toons!
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Hush Puppy : Oh yes, Alpha-toons!
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Charlie Horse , Lamb Chop , Hush Puppy : [singing after Joke segments] It's a funny, funny, funny, funny, funny... it's a funny joke!
[all laugh indistinctly]
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Shari Lewis : [singing before Funny Poems segments] I love to dance, I love to sing/But laughing is my favorite thing/And don't forget, before you speak,/A funny poem can make my week.
[spoken]
Shari Lewis : Come on, Hush Puppy, make my week!
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Shari Lewis : [singing before Joke segments] If ever you wake up so sad that/You could use a friendly stroke/Just climb into your chair,/And the moment you're there/Tell yourself a joke!
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Charlie Horse : [singing after Knock-Knock Joke segments] That was a knock-knock joke/I love a knock-knock joke/They can be *awful*, it's true!/Still, I'm telling you, I love a knock-knock joke!
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Shari Lewis : [singing before Knock-Knock Joke segments] Give me a knock-knock joke/Don't knock, knock-knock joke/They're always dumb, so tell me how come?/After one, I laugh a bubble up, after four, I always double up!/Don't be an old slowpoke, give me a knock-knock joke, please?
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Charlie Horse : [singing before Riddle segments] I got a riddle, you bet!/I got a riddle, get set!/It is a little mystery./Can you solve the riddle?
[spoken]
Charlie Horse : We'll see!
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Shari Lewis : [singing after Riddle segments] Riddle are great fun, you know./We got a million, also!/But look at the time now; it's late/So I'm afraid they'll have to wait...
[spoken]
Shari Lewis : till next time!
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Shari Lewis : [singing before Funny Poems segments] I love to dance, I love to sing/ But laughing is my favorite thing/And that is why I'm known to say/A funny poem can make my day.
[spoken]
Shari Lewis : Come on, Lamb Chop, make my day!
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Shari Lewis : [singing after Funny Poem segments] The happy smile you see on me/Did not happen magically/It's all because of, take my word/A funny little poem that I just heard!
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Shari Lewis : [singing before Betcha segments] It's betcha time, it's betcha time/And though I've never met 'cha/I know something you can't do, I betcha, betcha, betcha/I'll teach you how to do what I propose.
[spoken]
Shari Lewis : Ready, set, here it goes!
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Shari Lewis : [singing after Betcha segments] You'll get a lotta laughter, I will doubt/I betcha if you'll only try it out!