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(2000)

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Certification

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MPAA Rated R for strong crude sexual humor, language, drug use and violence
Certification

Sex & Nudity

  • Throughout the movie a teen boy tries to make a teen girl have sex with him
  • In the girls' locker room, we see various young women in their bras and panties (and briefly appear to see bare breasts in the background) and others wrapped just in towels.
  • A photograph of a penis is shown graphically around 27 seconds.
  • The gym teacher's testicles are seen hanging out of their skirt.
  • The killer calls his intended victim and comments that she has nice breasts (but we then see that he's looking at photos of her in a porno magazine - and briefly see some small photos of nude women, but from a distance). He then tells her that he wants to see what her insides look like (in a horror sense), but she answers in a sexual context and tells him to turn to a certain page in that magazine to see such a picture.
  • After feeling their car hit something, a woman's head appears from the male driver's crotch and she wipes off her mouth, thus implying oral sex.
  • Bobby holds up a stuffed monkey toy so that the banana it's holding is positioned upright and rhythmically moving at the monkey's crotch.
  • Cindy asks Bobby, "Is this about the time...I masturbated with a crucifix" (a reference to a scene from "The Exorcist") and then blames that on it being her first keg party. She then comments on them playing "bump bump" (something sexual) and he states that he was hoping he could get his "balls" licked.
  • Ray tells Brenda that he'd sure like to get into her pants (but the joke is that he's acting gay and would like to wear them). He then talks about some other man have a pretty mouth and a nice ass.
  • We see Buffy and Greg exaggeratedly French kissing in the backseat of a car as Ray and Brenda also make out. Buffy then asks Greg if he likes "that" and he says that it's different and that he loves it "when you play with my ass." She then states that she isn't and we then realize that it's Ray who was doing that. We then see Greg pulling off Buffy's small underwear, while Ray does the same to Brenda, but hers are huge (for a joke as she says it's wash day).
  • Realizing they could go to prison if they call the police after striking a man with their car, one of the teens asks if they know what the prisoners do to fresh meat thrown into the system. In response, Ray then enthusiastically says that maybe they should call the police (so that he can be sent to prison).
  • As Buffy talks about pretending that an accident never happened, she tells Cindy that doing so would be just like the time they got drunk and went down on each other.
  • As Doofy drools, he comments that he sometimes forgets to swallow. In response, Gail suggestively replies that she never forgets (an oral sex reference) and then suggestively sucks on his finger. Later, Doofy loudly states to everyone, "Gail swallows."
  • A teacher breastfeeds in class (we don't see anything) and then hands the baby to its father, one of the students, and then tells another student that she'll see him after class.
  • At a picnic, Bobby puts a large wiener in Cindy's mouth and then suggestively runs it back and forth, in and out of her mouth (like oral sex and she's not quite sure what to think of that).
  • The sheriff makes the hand gesture for male masturbation and then does some sexually suggestive pelvic thrusting into the air. Later, he shows Cindy some photos of himself posing in a skimpy bathing suit/underwear.
  • In the locker room after football practice, Ray pats all of his teammates on their clothed butts as they walk past him, and then does the same to a man's bare butt (which we see). We then see another player's bare butt.
  • We see a Polaroid of male full frontal nudity, showing a very small penis, intended by someone to represent Greg. He then defensively says that it's not the size of the hammer but the nail you're throwing it at.
  • Ray asks another man if he wants to get naked and wrestle and then questions the whereabouts of his Vaseline.
  • At a teen beauty pageant (where many of the contestants show cleavage), one girl with braided hair also has braid pubic hair coming out from her bathing suit, while Buffy wears a banner reading "Miss Fellatio." A man that states that Buffy was "the best piece of p*ssy I ever had."
  • A pageant host sings the winner's song that includes lines about the winner having "lovely t*ts" and "a great behind" and then adds something about "doggy style."
  • After Gail gets up, she complains that someone "copped a feel" and her cameraman states that he only touched the top of her breasts.
  • As Cindy talks with the very masculine built and looking "female" coach, she and we suddenly see a large scrotum hang down out from under the coach's skirt. This is just after the coach comments on the fallacy of shaving one's pubic hair to get rid of a crab infestation and Cindy catches her/him smelling some panties.
  • As Ray stands in a bathroom stall, he hears something coming from the next stall. As he bends down to get a better listen, a large (and realistic looking) penis/phallus comes out of a hole in the wall and tickles his ear (he doesn't know what it is but asks for more after it disappears). The penis then suddenly blasts out through the hole and goes into one of Ray's ears and then out the other (as if it went through his head). SEE VIOLENCE AND GORE
  • Drunk, Cindy tells Bobby that she wants him to go up to her bedroom with her. There, and sitting on her bed, she tells him that she can't keep fighting her urges. The two passionately kiss, but then find that their tongues have tied together into a knot.
  • A character states that he's gay, while another believed to be that way states that he isn't (causing the first to state, "But you made love to me" and the latter to respond, "You sucked my d*ck").
  • Butt shown when a girl is getting killed by the killer no frontal and very brief.
  • While a man gets changed (we see his boxers and rear in process) he says to a man something inappropriate (sex joke)
  • Two couples kiss, caress, and moan in the back seat of a car; both girls' panties are removed (nothing sexual happens afterwards) and a boy supposedly removes his finger from the other boy's rear end. NO NUDITY. When the underwear are taken off we just see them go off her leg not where her private part is.
  • Two men make sexual hand and hip motions; also, a boy moves a stuffed animal's arm so that it appears to be masturbating.
  • We see a couple of boy's bare backsides and several boys wearing towels and boxers during a locker room scene (one boy slaps several boys' buttocks).
  • As the killer then chases her outdoors at night, he grabs at her and manages to tear off her clothing, thus allowing us to see her running in her bra and panties. The sprinkler system then comes on and we see her running that way while wet (and the picture goes to slow motion to accentuate her bouncing breasts and she then does some suggestive poses and suggestively runs her hands over her breasts - that are still in the bra). We also see most of her bare butt in her thong-like panties.
  • Some passionately kissing, one involving tongue twisting.
  • A few girls in scantily clad attire briefly seen.

Violence & Gore

  • A girl gets stabbed a couple of time with blood by the audience.
  • Someone is stabbed repeatedly then sliced in the neck (a little blood is visible, and we later see the body being dragged away in a trash bag); also, four others are stabbed with a knife or a hook, sometimes repeatedly and sometimes resulting in visible blood (once we see the bloody knife, once we hear squishy noises during the stabbing, and once two people watch the stabbing but don't intervene).
  • Several people punch, kick, and stab a girl to death (some blood is visible).
  • In one scene, a girl is stabbed (her hands and shirt become very bloody), then she twists and breaks her own leg (we hear a crunch and see the broken bone), then her head is severed (she continues to talk) and the bloody head is thrown into a trash can.
  • A girl's chest is stabbed and we see a bloody breast implant stuck on the knife, as well as her bloody bra and hands.
  • Someone waving a hook around unknowingly stabs and kills several people (we hear slicing noises, then see several slightly bloody corpses lying on the ground).
  • A penis sticking through a hole in a toilet stall "impales" a boy through the ears (we later see him with a bandaged ear).
  • A girl is killed when she's caught in a garage door that opens partially.
  • A man jumps off a building to his death (we see him hit the ground).
  • Someone is shot (we see a bloody hole in the person's shirt) and a man shoots at several boys who've just shoplifted from his store.
  • In two different scenes, a girl is hit by a speeding car (we see the impact both times and see one of the girls flip high in the air); also, a car skids and hits someone, but the person gets up after a bit and appears to be unharmed. In two scenes a boy chokes a girl and shakes her by the neck; in one scene he also punches and kicks her repeatedly, then body slams her on the ground.
  • A boy hanging out of a moving car's sunroof is hit repeatedly in the face with tree branches, steps on a passenger's back and head, and, at one point, has a beehive stuck on his head (he seems unharmed afterwards).
  • A girl throws a vase and rolls a bike and piano down a staircase at someone chasing her; the piano hits another person instead.
  • A man holds a knife on Cindy, a man repeatedly stabs another man, and Cindy hits the killer over the head with a lamp. In turn, he picks up Cindy and throws her across the room. She then jumps into the air and kicks him backwards, throws a planter at him (he ducks out of the way), and then finally kicks him out through a window.
  • A girl mistakenly beats a few trick-or-treaters with a bat (we see them lying on the ground afterwards.)
  • A man steps on a woman's foot (we hear a crunching noise.)
  • A man runs into a tree and falls.

Profanity

  • 24 uses of 'shit', 20 of 'fuck', 19 of 'arse, a few of 'bitch'/'ho', 3 of 'dick', 2 of 'nigger'.

Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking

  • A teen boy is a drug addict
  • A group of people get high by smoking and snorting weed
  • A car pulls up carrying Shorty and others and it's completely filled with pot smoke. We also see Shorty using some jumper cable claws as a "roach clip" to hold a joint.
  • Cindy's father states that the screams he heard might have been from the crack (cocaine) he smoked earlier. We then learn that he's a drug dealer and he quizzes her on what to do if the cops arrive (which includes flushing his stash) as well as what to cut the cocaine with (baking powder vs. soda).
  • There are many scenes involving drinking and smoking marijuana.
  • People make a bong out of a fish tank and graphically use it.

Frightening & Intense Scenes

  • Recommend 18+ ( Strong Sexual References, Violence & Drug Use )
  • Mild actually.
  • There are several bloody murders, which are meant to be so over-the-top that they are funny.

Spoilers

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Sex & Nudity

  • A man is stabbed through the head with a penis
  • A man masturbates in third frame
  • At the start of movie, we briefly see the killer is looking through a nude magazine, after he asks a girl over the phone to see her insides, she answers him to turn to a page, we see him lift the magazine and through the bottom page, we see a full frontal naked porn star, long enough for him to say "hey nice"
  • Two characters are have sex(no nudity), some thrusting. It ends with an exaggerated ejaculation.

Violence & Gore

  • At the end of the film, Cindy gets struck by a car.
  • It is implied a woman beats 3 kids with a baseball bat.

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