Osmosis Jones (2001)

Laurence Fishburne: Thrax

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Quotes 

• Thrax : Ebola? Let me tell you something about Ebola, baby. Ebola is a case of DANDRUFF compared to me!

• Thrax : Careful. I'm contagious.

• Thrax : This here little DNA bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Mowtown - six days flat. And there's this old guy in Philly - I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record - until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!

• Bruiser : What's so funny?

  Joe Cramp : I don't know.

  Thrax : They're making this too easy! Hahaha! You know, in all of the bodies I've been in no one has ever gotten wise to me and now, for the first time, an immunity cell has figured out everything and they don't believe him!

  [Bruiser and Joe Cramp laugh] 

  Thrax : Can you taste the irony in that?

  [Bruiser and Joe Cramp laugh again] 

  Thrax : SHUT UP! What are you two laughing at? Alright, we're back on schedule.

  Bruiser : But, boss. We are the only ones left. Maybe we should incubate for a while?

  Thrax : You incubate! I said forty eight hours, I'm going to make my deadline.

  [Thrax kills both germs and destroys the gas station off-screen] 

  Thrax : Medical books aren't written about losers!

• Thrax : You know what, Jones? You want this chain so bad, Big Daddy Thrax is gonna let you have it!

  [Thrax starts strangling Osmosis Jones with chain] 

  Thrax : Looks good on you, Jones! You wear it well! Too bad you had to come this far from home just to die!

• Thrax : Whew... this cat was sick before I even got here!

• Thrax : Who are you?

  Osmosis : Who am I? Who am I? Ah, Bad Booty-shaking Pickanosis, yeah! That's who I am!

  Thrax : I never heard of ya.

  Osmosis : That's 'cause you just got here! You ask any of these suckers, when it comes to illin', Bad Booty-shaking Pickanosis stands avove all the rest!

• Thrax : What is that nasty smell?

  Drix : Cherry. Wild cherry. Now let her go.

  Thrax : Why? So you can ice me again?

  Osmosis : No, so I can!

• Thrax : Too bad you won't be here to see me break my record when I take down Frank's pretty little girl.

  Osmosis : She ain't goin' down. You are!

• Scabies : Bruiser, take this punk up to the face and bury him in a blackhead. When we're done, It'll take a Swedish facialist six steaming washcloths to get you out.

  Thrax : Hmmm. Sounds like a gas, baby. Bring it on.