Osmosis Jones (2001)

William Shatner: Mayor Phlegmming

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• Mayor Phlegming : Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise," "low-fat," and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.

• Reporter : What do you have to say to all the hair follicles recently laid off form the scalp?

  Mayor Phlegming : There will be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back.

• Leah : Mayor, something freaky is going on with the weather.

  Mayor Phlegming : We're probably just drinking some hot coffee.

  Leah : Sir, look at the maps. What if Jones is right?

  Mayor Phlegming : Jones? Ha ha ha! Funny, funny.

  Leah : You care more about your stupid re-election than you care about all our lives. Something is going on, and I'm going to the hypothalamus to check it out.

  Mayor Phlegming : Hypowhothewhatisit? Leah, wait! Who's gonna answer the phones?

• Mayor Phlegming : Son, do me a favor and read what it says on your arm.

  Drix : 'For the temporary relief of symptoms associated with... '

  Mayor Phlegming : Exactly! Temporary. You're nothing but a wannabe, a placebo, a generic brand. Marked-down, over-the-counter, useless Tic-Tac! NOW, GET OUT OF MY BODY!

• Mayor Phlegming : You keep those ideas inside that mushy little head of yours, or you'll find yourself in our next nosebleed.