Fred Tatasciore: Harvey Weinstein, John Goodman, Michael Eisner, Police Officer, Airport Clerk, Alligator, Arnold Palmer, Asian Announcer, Audible.com Announcer, Augustine Washington, Bachelor #1, Bartender, Bieber's Bodyguard, Billy Joel, Buffalo Bill, Buisnessman, Carstairs, Catholic Priest, Chevy Chase, Construction Worker, Country Singer the Waterbear, Craig Hoffman, Crew Member, Decepticon, Delivery Man, Dennis Franz, Dick's Sporting Goods Manager, Dickens's Editor, Domino's Deliveryman, Dragon, Drunk Denny's Patron, Electrician, Etienne, Firefighter, Focus Group Tester, Fonzie, Football Player, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Fruitstander, Gavin MacLeod, Grinder Guy, Grocery Store Manager, Guy Friend, Hijacker, Hulk, Inmate, Italian Barber, Italian Guy, James Evans, Sr., Japanese Man, Jerry, Jewish Gymnast, Johhny Wind Chimes, John Madden, Joseph, Judge, Karl Malden, Kraken, Lamp Store Owner, Librarian, Lou Ferrigno, Major Awesome, Man at Podium, Mark Twain, Mega Hardware Sale's Associate, Mr. Greenberg, No Dogs Allowed Voiceover, Old Century Teacher, Old Man, Oliver Platt, Orson Welles, Outro Narrator, Parker Fennelly, Party Guest, Peter's Customer #2, Police Dispatch, Prison Guard, Quahog Concert Hall Announcer, Quahog Pharmacy Manager, Randy Savage, Rich Man #1, Roach #2, Rock, Roller Derby Coach, Russian Astronaut, Schmidtty, Scott, Shirt.Gov singer, Swift Songwriter, TV Announcer, Ted Lawson, The A-Team Narrator, The Monster, Thomas Edison, Tony, Undecided Voter, Water Park Dad, Wind Chimer, Yoda