Halloween Is Grinch Night (1977 TV Movie)

Jack DeLeon: Sergeant Samuel McPherson

Quotes 

• Ukaraiah : You know something, Mr. Grinch?

  Grinch : What?

  Ukaraiah : Well, sir, I happened to notice, the sour-sweet wind is dying down. No wind ever lasts forever.

  Grinch : So what?

  Ukaraiah : Well, sir, if my theory is correct, once the sour-sweet wind stops howlin', / That always stops the gree-grumps' growlin'.

  Grinch : Yes, I know, I know.

  Ukaraiah : And when the gree-grumps stop their growlin', / Punkers Pond stops runklin'-grunklin', / And when Punkers Pond stops runklin'-grunklin', / That always stops the hakken-kraks from yowlin'.

  Grinch : I know.

  Ukaraiah : And when the hakken-kraks stop yowlin', you *know* who that stops!

  Grinch : [ignorant]  Mmmmm...

  Ukaraiah : That always stops the Grinch from prowlin'!

  [beat] 

  Grinch : Well, I'll be grinched.

  Sergeant Samuel McPherson : Well, *I'll* be grinched.