The League of Gentlemen (1999–2017)

Ameet Chana: Shack

Quotes 

• Les McQueen : I expect our kid told you I had a group of my own.

  Shack : Err...

  Les McQueen : Creme Brulee.

  [pause. Shack looks confused] 

  Les McQueen : Yeah, we had a good run. Did Eurovision.

  Shack : The Eurovision song contest?

  Les McQueen : Oh yeah. Back in 81. Heats. Same year as Bucks Fizz. I remember saying to Jay Aston just before we went on : "This is where you shit yourself isn't it, Jay?" We had a right laugh about it. Eh, what do you think of that Gina G, Shack?

  Shack : Er?

  Les McQueen : Rubbish wasn't it? Ordinary. I said to our Thom, "It won't win that." It's ordinary. Eurovision is about communication. Look at the Israelis. Years in the wilderness, all of a sudden, "A ba ni be a ba ni be." Genius.