Harriet Hall: Judy Maxwell

Quotes 

• Judy Maxwell : [disguised as a delivery boy from a Chinese restaurant]  And now is time for fortune cookie.

  Claudia : [incredulously]  At the beginning of the meal?

  Judy Maxwell : That's right.

  [breaks open a cookie and pretends to read fortune] 

  Judy Maxwell : Get ready for big surprise because we -

  [gesturing to Howard] 

  Judy Maxwell : he and I - are in love!

  Claudia : Oh my God! A gay Chinese!

  [faints] 

• Claudia : You took Howard away from me.

  [looks closely at Judy] 

  Claudia : And you did it by being cute, didn't you?

  Judy Maxwell : [trying to be modest]  Yes.

  Claudia : Well, I'm going to be cute, too. I'm going to be so cute that Howard won't know what hit him!

  Judy Maxwell : Claudia, that's great! Would it be too much to suggest that you come down from the roof with me now?

  Claudia : Don't be ridiculous! I said I was going to be cute. Cute people always do what they say they're going to.

  [jumps off roof and lands, unhurt, in bushes] 

  Claudia : [as she tries to untangle herself]  Some days it's not even worth getting up!