WWE Raw (1993– )

Jim Ross: Jim Ross

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• Jerry 'The King' Lawler : She shouldn't even be here right now, she should be in the back with Mr. McMahon, having fun.

  JR : How do you know that was fun?

  Jerry 'The King' Lawler : What do you mean how would that be fun? You don't think that would be fun?

  JR : Well, he's not exactly my type, if you know what I mean...

• JR : Oh, my God!

  JR : Business is about to pick up.

  JR : He's running like a scalded dog.

  JR : This is gonna be one slobberknocker!

  JR : Aw, *come on*!

  JR : He's getting whipped like a government mule.

• Vince McMahon : [J.R. is talking to Steve Austin on the phone and Mr. McMahon and the Corporation shows up] 

  [to JR] 

  Vince McMahon : Who are you talking to?

  JR : [covering up who he is really talking to]  My cousin.

• Jerry 'The King' Lawler : Christy won't go anywhere without Lita, of course Lita will go anywhere.

  JR : You can't prove that.

• JR : Now he met the whole Turnbuckle family!

• Paul Heyman : [a couple of female wrestlers are rolling over referee Jack Doe whilst fighting]  I want to be jack Doe when I grow up!

  JR : He wants to be Jack Doe when he grows up.