House on Haunted Hill (1999)
Geoffrey Rush: Stephen Price
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Quotes
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Evelyn : I gave you a goddamn guest list two pages long. Where the hell are they?
Stephen Price : Shredded. Sorry. Decided to whip up one of my own: a group so hungry for money they'd be willing to do anything. I thought you'd be more comfortable with your peers.
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Stephen Price : Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?
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Stephen Price : Let's go back down and greet your guests, show them the real you. Corny as Kansas on the Fourth of July.
Evelyn : My guests were shredded. It's your sick little scene now: enjoy. I'm gonna run scalding water over the place you just touched me, and then I'm calling a cab.
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Evelyn : Oh Stephen, you poor clueless old geek. All it would have taken was a simple divorce and ripping our prenup into tiny itsy bitsy little pieces, but no matter how it ended, please just know one thing. From the first moment I laid eyes on you I have always, always loved... your money. On the other hand, just the sight of you has made me want to puke.
Stephen Price : [grabbing Evelyn by the throat, surprising her] Is that a fact, princess? I mean, you could have saved us all a great deal of time, not to mention money, if you'd have just let me in on it years ago.
Evelyn : How?
Stephen Price : You must be kidding me. I'm Stephen goddamn Price.
Evelyn : [trying to talk while Steven is choking her] Sweetie?
Stephen Price : Anything, angel. Just speak it.
Evelyn : What are you going to do?
Stephen Price : Just what you wanted everyone here to believe in the first place. I'm gonna murder you, Evelyn, with the greatest of pleasure.
Evelyn : Witnesses.
Stephen Price : [grabbing her by her hair and pulling her up off the floor] You're already dead, Evelyn.
[kisses her]
Stephen Price : Happy birthday, baby.
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Evelyn Stockard-Price : [Stephen H. Price is sneaking out of the room] : And where are you off to, Mr. Price? Checking the wiring on the animatronic mummies?
Steven H. Price : I'm just gonna go take a leak, if it's okay with you.
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Stephen Price : [after throwing a wrench and disengaging the lock-down] So much for a PhD in engineering.
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Evelyn : You know if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next three seconds.
Stephen Price : Finding ways for me to die is really your deal, isn't it, Evelyn? Let's not forget the OJ knife with the not-quite-retractable blade. Your Jim Jones Kool-Aid was exactly that.
Evelyn : Accidents, all accidents until proven otherwise.
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Stephen Price : [on his newest rollercoaster] Ever see one that starts at the top? 20 stories worth of top.
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Evelyn : Who invited them?
Stephen Price : I don't know, it wasn't me and you say it wasn't you. Who then, Evelyn? Ghosts?
Evelyn : Ooh, spooky.
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[Price surprises Eddie, Sara, and Pritchett. Eddie almost shoots Price with his gun]
Eddie : That's a good way to get your head blown off, man!
Stephen Price : I'll recommend it to Evelyn.
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[after Price receives a call]
Channel 3 Reporter : What is it, Mr. Price, business or pleasure?
Stephen Price : Neither. My wife.
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[discussing Evelyn's birthday party plans over the phone]
Stephen Price : Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter, you just hit a seventy-three.
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Evelyn : [to Eddie] Get off of me, you pervert!
Stephen Price : Congratulations. I don't think Evelyn's said that to anything with testicles, ever.
Evelyn : Very funny, Stephen. Have you?
