House on Haunted Hill (1999)

Chris Kattan: Pritchett

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• Pritchett : [walking slowly to Sara]  You don't... get it... do you? This house is pissed. It has no morals, 'cause it's a fucking *house*!

• Eddie : [to Price, holding up bloody rag]  Look at this! Huh? What is this?

  Pritchett : [turns around]  That? What just happened to you there... that's nothing. You've just been playing around with a ghost. Wait 'til somebody lets out the Darkness in this place. That's a whole... that's a whole new bunch of crazy shit. That's... you'll hate that shit.

• Pritchett : Price didn't make the list; the house did... 'Cause she's a vengeful, stupid whore!

• Pritchett : Jesus, she's dead. She was cute, too. God, I'd love to get laid before I die.

  [looks at Evelyn] 

  Pritchett : How you doin' tonight?

  [Evelyn gives him a glare] 

  Pritchett : Yeah, I'm all right.

  [continues drinking heavily] 

• Pritchett : Sorry to interrupt. Goddammit, you give me my goddamn check right now! 'Cause I want it! So you give it! Now! I'm serious.

• Sara : I'm about to figure out exactly what or who Melissa was taping.

  Eddie : what, then where will we be?

  Pritchett : Out of Scotch thanks to you, ass!

• Sara : Is this house really haunted?

  Pritchett : [near hysterics]  It's uh, well, bleh... hah... yeah, it's pretty scary.

• Eddie : Oh, so then we'll just stay here 'til morning.

  Pritchett : Yeah, I'm sure we'll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then.

• Pritchett : I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.