Little Nicky (2000)

Tom Winkler: Human Dartboard

Quotes 

• Lucifer : Off with the brassiere! The last time I saw a pair of jugs that big, two hillbillies were blowing on them.

  Human Dartboard : [following dialogue is from a deleted scene]  How does he come up with that shit?

  Lucifer : Hey, you should catch my whole act.

  Gatekeeper : Okay, you know what? It's not coming off. I'm more than a pair of boobs and smile, okay? Until you realize that, it's your loss.

  Gary the Monster : Oooh.

  Gatekeeper : [to Gary]  No, no, no. Actually, you're laughing.

  Lucifer : Hey, how about talking to me. Huh? Be nice. I'll give you a tire to play with.

  [This caught Gary's attention] 

• Human Dartboard : [Deleted scene; the two dartboards see Nicky and Satan dancing along to a heavy metal song]  If my dad had spent this kind of time with me, I wouldn't have to ball those people.

  Human Dartboard : Yeah, you would have.

  Human Dartboard : Yeah, you're right.