That old joke about a Broadway show where the audience leaves "humming the sets" applies to this crappy Scotty Fox VHS feature. A pirate movie set in 1760, it boasts a fine island (look) location, period costumes and even a ship, but the storytelling and sex are poor. It's barely an hour long plus slow, padded credits.
Raven Touchstone's story of an evil pirate (Ron Jeremy), shipwreck and damsels in distress is covered only in a written summary on screen before the movie starts, followed by meaningless sex scenes. Action is minimal and they forgot to shoot an ending.
Wearing an eyepatch, Ron hams it up with a fake accent as the pirate, and humps several girls to impress his fans. Good guys Randy West and Tom Byron are unimpressive while the female cast headed by Kim Carson are mediocre. Andre's musical score is the best thing here, including playing Narciso Yepes' famous guitar theme "Forbidden Games" during Sheer Delight's masturbation scene.
Raven Touchstone's story of an evil pirate (Ron Jeremy), shipwreck and damsels in distress is covered only in a written summary on screen before the movie starts, followed by meaningless sex scenes. Action is minimal and they forgot to shoot an ending.
Wearing an eyepatch, Ron hams it up with a fake accent as the pirate, and humps several girls to impress his fans. Good guys Randy West and Tom Byron are unimpressive while the female cast headed by Kim Carson are mediocre. Andre's musical score is the best thing here, including playing Narciso Yepes' famous guitar theme "Forbidden Games" during Sheer Delight's masturbation scene.