Blade II (2002)

Matt Schulze: Chupa

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Quotes 

• Whistler : Better get you some sunscreen, Buttercup.

  Chupa : Listen, shit kicker! You're about one cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven.

  Whistler : I love it when you talk dirty.

• Reinhardt : [watching Whistler shine a bright light around a dark tunnel]  We're tryin' to attract 'em... not scare 'em off.

  Whistler : Yeah, well some of us can't see in the dark, you fucking nipplehead. What am I supposed to do?

  Chupa : [slaps Whistler with a pair of night-vision goggles]  Bifocals, Grampa. Try to keep up.

• Chupa : Let me ask one question... how the hell we gonna find these Reapers?

  Blade : We won't have to. They'll come to us.

  [Nyssa throws Chupa a spray bottle, looking at it he accidentally sprays some in his face] 

  Chupa : [coughs]  What is this shit?

  Nyssa : Pheromones, harvested from the Reapers adrenal glands. They're gonna key to it.

  Reinhardt : They want us to spray on some suckpuppy's nut juice?

• [as Whistler tries to join Blade in entering the House of Pain] 

  Whistler : Let's go.

  Chupa : You won't pass for one of us. No way.

  Whistler : Like I give a shit.

  Blade : No, he's right. Why don't you post up on the roof over there? Cover our backs.

  Whistler : So the Bloodpack's callin' the shots now, huh? Great.

  Reinhardt : Better curb that dog of yours or we'll do it for you.

  [Blade arms the bomb. Reinhardt freezes] 

  Blade : Keep pushing, asshole.

  [disarms bomb] 

• [as Blade scans the crowd of vampires] 

  Reinhardt : God, it would be so easy.

  [he draws his pistol and aims. A laser dot appears on Blade's chest - and the camera pans down to show another laser beam coming from his gun] 

  Chupa : He's got you.

  [Reinhardt looks down and sees a laser dot on his own chest. He puts his gun away. Chupa laughs. Blade grins at Reinhardt, who very clearly mouths, "fuck you."] 

• [Priest has been bitten by Reapers, and is screaming to the highest corners of Hell] 

  Blade : How long since he's been bitten?

  Asad : About twenty minutes.

  Chupa : His skin is fucking burning!

  Blade : He's already starting to change.

  Reinhardt : [Priest keeps screaming]  Will someone just shut him the fuck up?

  [Chupa puts his gun to Priest's chest] 

  Priest : [in vampire language]  Kill me now, Chupa!

  Chupa : [in vampire language]  A man without fear...

  [shoots him six times through the chest but it doesn't kill him] 

  Asad : Hold on. Hold him, Chupa!

  Reinhardt : Come on, man, just put him out of his fucking misery!

  [Snowman pulls his sword] 

  Nyssa : Don't you get it? You can't finish him that way!

  [Snowman tosses his sword to Reinhardt who cuts off the top of Priest's head, without effect] 

  Blade : Move.

  [the Bloodpack moves. Blade shoots holes in the wall, letting in beams of sunlight] 

  Reinhardt : Back off!

  [Priest's body burns] 

• [Chupa notices that the pheromone canister is spraying] 

  Chupa : What the hell is this? You tryin' to stink me to death, old man?

• Reinhardt : [over two way, after the silver bullets have no affect on Reapers]  Silver don't do jack shit man, don't waste the bullets!

  Chupa : Motherfucker.

  Reinhardt : You hear me Chupa?

  Chupa : Say cheese!

  [shoots Reaper rapidly]