Comedy's Dirtiest Dozen (1988)

Larry Scarano: Self

Quotes 

• Larry Scarano : Did you guys see Madonna in playboy? Man, hairy armpits! First time I saw the picture, I didn't know which way to hold the magazine. Invite two of your friends. Someone's bound to get the pot of gold.

• Larry Scarano : I gotta go. I'm parked in a handicap space with skii racks on the roof.

• Larry Scarano : Yuppies. These guys took every drug known to man in the 60s. Now they're in offices bitching about preservatives in potato chips. Hendrix was a guy who knew when to leave the planet. Barry Manilow gets a hit record. "I gotta go, man". Yup, Hendrix knew when to leave the planet.

• Larry Scarano : You like pot, huh? Not as much as the sandwich bag company. What do they thinks going on? There's some sort of sandwich glut in America?

• Larry Scarano : Ain't the homeless a pain in the ass? You drive past them at 8:30 at night. They're in their boxes sleeping like they gotta get up tommorow and do something. Fuck it. Stay up, have a party.

• Larry Scarano : Herpes. Sounds like cooties with an attitude.

• Larry Scarano : I saw my all-time favorite Enquireor headline last month. It said "Two headed woman gives birth". You'd figure this guy would just settle for a blow job?