Passions (1999–2008)

McKenzie Westmore: Sheridan Crane, Sheridan Crane Boothe, Sheridan Crane Lopez-Fitzgerald, Diana

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Quotes 

• [after walking in on Luis's naked] 

  Sheridan Crane : I just ran into him in the locker room... he had just gotten out of the shower.

  Hank Bennett : Ohh...

  Sheridan Crane : It was an accident... I was just looking for some sugar.

  Hank Bennett : Did you get it?

• Sheridan Crane : Colored Sprinkles Rule!

• Sheridan Crane : Beth is our half-sister.

  Julian Crane : Come again?

  Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald : Beth is Alistair's daughter.

  Julian Crane : You mean Alistair and Edna Wallace...?

  Eve Russell : Oh, my God.

  Julian Crane : That smelly old crone?

  Sam Bennett : Happened a long time ago. You know, evidently, Edna was quite a dish in the day.

  Julian Crane : Well, she's past her expiration date now.

• Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald : Why do you have to be such a smart-ass?

  Sheridan Crane : When I'm around you, SOMEONE has to be smart.

• Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald : You're not moving.

  Sheridan Crane : My feet won't let me.

  Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald : Aww... I love those feet.

• Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald : I don't know how they drive in France, but here in Harmony, if the moving car hits a parked car, it's the moving car's fault!

  Sheridan Crane : Oh, how typical of you to get me on a technicality.

  Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald : "Technicality?" I get the feeling you're trying to kill me!

• Sheridan Crane : Aren't you freezing out here without your coat on?

  Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald : I was just gonna go out and chop some fire wood... It's one of two things you can do, in this kinda weather to keep warm.

  Sheridan Crane : What's the other?

  Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald : Oh... it's a guy joke.

  Sheridan Crane : ...Oh, I get it.

• [Sheridan tells Katherine, Ethan, Gwen, Rebecca, and Ivy how she and Beth are sisters] 

  Sheridan Crane : Alistair had an affair with Mrs. Wallace.

  [Katherine gasps in shock and Ivy gags at the thought] 

  Rebecca : Oh, my God! Alistair rode that old Jalopy? Oh! And people say I'm depraved.

• [Beth has a fantasy where Luis and Sheridan sledgehammer their way into the safe room] 

  Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald : There. There she is. I'll get her.

  Sheridan Crane : Oh, no! This is woman's work!

  [hands Luis her sledgehammer] 

  Sheridan Crane : Here!

  [Sheridan proceeds to beat up, get beaten up, and kill Beth] 

• [to Luis] 

  Sheridan Crane : I trusted you to get Marty back for me. But you failed me. You not only failed me, but you failed our son. And now Marty is with Beth, a maniacal freak, who not only stole my child, but proved you to be the world's biggest fool!

• Sheridan Crane : [Chris has just shot the hitman] 

  [to James, sweetly] 

  Sheridan Crane : Sorry, sweetheart, the bad man's in heaven now.

• Sheridan Crane : [Sheridan is possessed]  Theresa must die. I must kill her.

  "The Creature" : Fabulous! Let's go do it now while you're in the mood. I happen to know she's up in the mansion. We'll sneak in, find the bitch, and I'll keep an eye out while you kill her!

  Sheridan Crane : Theresa must die!

  "The Creature" : Yes... so, how do you wanna do it? Stab her? Choke her? Drown her? Shove her out of a window? What?

  Sheridan Crane : I'll decide when I get there.