Here on Earth (2000)

Chris Klein: Kelley Morse

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Quotes 

• [talking about Kelley's new car] 

  Steve : I could have sex with a car like that.

  Charlie : Just don't burn your wood on the tale's pipe.

  Steve : No, I mean I could have sex with a woman if I have a car like that.

  Kelley : Steve you couldn't have sex with a woman if you gave her a car like that.

• Kelley : So that's it? You're just gonna die?

  Sam : No. I'm going to live... just not as long as you.

• Kelly : What freaks you out more? Getting bailed out by your girlfriend or knowing she was adding me to her fantasy file?

  [drives away] 

  Pete : What'd he say?

  Jasper : I think he just said 'come kick my ass'.

• Sam : So... what will it be?

  Kelley : What's good here besides help.

• Jasper : You know what I'm really doin' up there, Richie?

  Kelley : What's that?

  Jasper : Your mother.