The Substitute 3: Winner Takes All (1999 TV Movie)

Rebecca Staab: Prof. Nicole Stewart

Quotes 

• Jeremy : Yeah I went searchin' for my old man last week.

  Thad : Where'd you find him?

  Jeremy : Same place I always do: Passed out in a puddle of piss with a warm beer in his hand.

  Prof. Nicole Stewart : So you come from a family of intellectuals? Let me tell you something: Playing football may give you a free ride in this school, but in my class you are not going to get academic credit for running pass patterns. You're this close from failing this class. All of you are. And if you do, I just want to remind you that the only football you are going to be seeing is on the television in your frat house. Think about that.

• Josh Silver : Look, uh, Miss Stewart. I can't fail another class this semester. ok? I mean if I do my father may cut me off.

  Prof. Nicole Stewart : All you do in this class, Josh, is crack jokes and check out my ass neither of which is on the syllabus.

  Josh Silver : Look at me, bitch!

  Prof. Nicole Stewart : Get out of here. Get out!

• Prof. Nicole Stewart : So what do you hope to gain by this?

  Karl Thomasson : The usual. Truth. Justice. The American way.