Discworld (1995 Video Game)

Eric Idle: Rincewind

Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Rincewind : That doesn't work!

• Dunnyman : Can I interest you in a free sample, sir?

  Rincewind : Not on your nellie!

• Rincewind : [about the Lecturer in Recent Runes]  An old wizard who grew a beard mostly because shaving cream costs tuppence a bag.

• [about the Librarian, who was once human but was turned into an orangutan] 

  Rincewind : Doesn't he want to be turned back into a human?

  Bursar : Nope.

  Lecturer in Recent Runes : Ha! Says he likes the long arms, the prehensile toes and the right to scratch himself in the reference section.

  Bursar : I say he just likes running around loose, not wearing trousers. I mean, I would.

• Rincewind : [about the Archchancellor]  As far as leaders go, the only reason I'd follow him into battle is out of curiosity.

• [Thomas Silverfish the alchemist has been telling Rincewind about his invention, which is basically film] 

  Rincewind : Anyway, what are you going to call this new system?

  Thomas Silverfish : I'm not sure.

  Rincewind : Well, it's easy enough. What is their most unique characteristic?

  Thomas Silverfish : They're moving pictures that click.

  Rincewind : Well, there you go! Call them that.

  Thomas Silverfish : Of course. "Clickies". Thank you.

  Rincewind : "Clickies"?

• Archchancellor : Ah, if it isn't young Breakwind.

  Rincewind : Rincewind, sir.