Bad Girls (1999–2006)
Kika Mirylees: Julie Johnston, Julie Johnson, Julie J
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Quotes
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Julie j : What are you going to call yourself Yvonne?
Yvonne Atkins : Oh, it's gotta be a name with discipline for me, girls. Call me Sylvia Hollamby, the stern screw that likes strictness and spanking. Disobedience will be severely dealt with.
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Karen Betts : That little incident, giving the hand-job under the table in the visitor's room, didn't help you much.
Julie, J : But...
Julie, J : That was nothing.
Karen Betts : It's out of my hands... No pun intended.
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Nikki Wade : I can't keep it at the right temperature.
Julie, J : Well, what we thought was, we could all take in turns to come out and hug it.
Nikki Wade : Pardon?
Julie, J : Body heat. You now? Thought we could take it in turns.
Nikki Wade : You can count me out. What about at night? Doesn't it have to be kept warm permanently?
Julie Saunders : Does it? Oh, shit.
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Tina Purvis : [about Fenner] He's like a flippin' boomerang - he just keeps coming back.
Julie Saunders : A bit like you, Teen.
Julie Johnston : Fenner's more like herpes, that keeps comin' back n'all.
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Julie Johnston : You may be able to scam some of the newer girls, Fenner, but we know what colour your shit is.
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[a man, accompanied by Di, is moving hairdressing equipment into the two Julies' cell]
Julie Saunders : What you puttin' it in here for?
Di Barker : Because this is your new salon.
Julie Saunders : You're having a flippin' laugh, int ya?
Di Barker : Even the best hairdressers had to start somewhere.
Julie Johnston : Not in a bleedin' cell, they never!
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Julie Johnston : She didn't do it!
Julie Saunders : Ju!
Julie Johnston : I did it! I killed Fenner!
Pat Kerrigan : No, you didn't! Neither of you did - it was me. I killed Fenner!
Arun Parmar : No, she didn't - I did.
Sheena Williams : No, I killed Fenner.
Tina Purvis : No, it weren't - it was me. I killed Fenner.
Janine Nebeski : No, piss on this! I killed Fenner.
Darlene Cake : And me, I killed Fenner.
[further inmates stand up announcing "I killed Fenner"]
Phyl Oswyn : It was bad enough before I went away, now it's a bloody mad house.
Bev Tull : Welcome to the asylum!
[she stands up]
Bev Tull : Actually, I killed Fenner!
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Al Mackenzie : [In an attempt to stop the prison being privatized, the women have taken actor Christopher Biggins, whilst visiting the prison, hostage. He is keeping them entertained with a Shakespearean monologue] This is pish!
Christopher Biggins : I'm doing my BEST! What do you want? Prozzie jokes?
Julie Johnston : Prozzie jokes?
Julie Saunders : Excuse me?
Julie Johnston : Punters is the only jokes we know.
Christopher Biggins : Sorry, no offence intended.