Blood Dolls (1999)

William Paul Burns: Mr. Mascaro

Quotes 

• Mr. Mascaro : [strangling security guard]  Two kinds of people I know about, little man - The kind that piss their pants when you kill them, and the kind that don't. Now, which kind do you think you are?

  [guard dies, Mascaro looks down at the body] 

  Mr. Mascaro : Pisser.

• Mr. Mascaro : [putting his clown makeup back on after being "in disguise" without it]  It's good to get out of that costume.

• Mr. Mascaro : One moment, please, ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls. By all rights we should be showing the end credits right now, but we have a bit of an awkward problem. You see, we came up with two endings for this story and we couldn't decide between them. What you just saw a minute ago, that's one. Moira is tortured, the girls and the dolls get away, and the rest of us all die. OK. I can see the cynical appeal. But being as I am a fundamentally spiritual person, I prefer the following, rather different ending to our proceedings...

• Mr. Mascaro : This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Anybody make it not-so-happy, then I'm not gonna be happy!

• [last lines] 

  Mr. Mascaro : Play 'em, Hylas.