Dark Angel (2000–2002)

Valarie Rae Miller: Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin, Cynthia McEachin

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Quotes 

• [Original Cindy and Max are playing Scrabble. Max is in heat, and Original Cindy says it's obvious because of the words Max is making in the game] 

  Original Cindy : Jus' look at the words!

  Max Guevara : What?

  Original Cindy : Hung?

  Max Guevara : Like a noose around your neck!

  Original Cindy : Prick?

  Max Guevara : Like from a needle! YOU have a dirty mind.

  Original Cindy : Yeah well what about this one? Which I'm not even gonna say cause I kiss my momma with this mouth!

• Rafer : [Max is in heat and runs into Rafer]  Hey. It's Max, right?

  Max Guevara : [She looks at him dreamily, then realizes what she's doing and freaks out]  Normal! I need to take a personal day!

  [She goes into Normal's office and he's ironing his shirt in his tank. Max is mesmorized by him and before she realizes what she's doing she tries to maul him. Original Cindy comes and pries Max off Normal and punches her in the face] 

  Max Guevara : Thanks. I needed that.

  Original Cindy : [to Normal]  Max needs a day off.

  Normal : Take a week.

  Original Cindy : [as O.C. and Max leave]  Damn girl. I didn't think your condition was that bad.

• Original Cindy : By the way, some of those black-helicopter storm-trooper folks stopped by, asking about a transgenic teenage killing machine. I said you were out.

• Original Cindy : [There is a rat on the counter and Max yells out]  What's wrong?

  Max Guevara : Mickey's cracked out cousin thinks he's settin' up house in our crib.

• Original Cindy : Damn girl, what's in those pills?

  Max Guevara : Spinach.

• Original Cindy : He's from Manticore, huh? Say what you want - they sure know how to make 'em pretty.

  Max Guevera/X5-452 : Try spending an afternoon with him. He'll drive you crazy with his laughing, and his talking, and his breathing...

  Original Cindy : Sugar, you got issues.

• Sketchy : You guys want to head back to Jam Pony?

  Original Cindy : He can't.

  Herbal : Not for a half hour.

  Sketchy : Why not?

  Herbal : Normal said if I made two more runs before lunch, he going to make me employee of the week.