Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Oded Fehr: Antoine Laconte
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Quotes
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Antoine Laconte : I'm a gigolo.
Deuce Bigalow : Giga-who?
Antoine Laconte : Women pay me to... give them pleasure.
Deuce Bigalow : How did you get that job?
Antoine Laconte : I just sort of fell into it.
Deuce Bigalow : I'm gonna kill my guidance counselor!
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Antoine Laconte : This is a 14th century Hungarian crossbow. It has killed a king and changed the history of Europe. You mess up anything in my apartment, I'll shove it up your ass.
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Antoine Laconte : Excuse me for a second, huh? Must make pee-pee.
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Deuce Bigalow : Wow! What are those?
Antoine Laconte : Medieval weapons. I'm a collector. They're worth twice as much if they've killed somebody.
Deuce Bigalow : I collect Canadian quarters. I've got about six of 'em.
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Antoine Laconte : [message on machine] Hey Deuce, it's Antoine. I just realized I don't know you that well. To be honest, it's freaking me out a little. You just make sure you keep my apartment clean or you will die. Bye bye.
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Deuce Bigalow : Whoa! Chinese Tailbar Lionfish. He's a beaut! That's an $800 fish!
Antoine Laconte : Try a grand.
Deuce Bigalow : Then you overpaid.
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Antoine Laconte : [In a baby voice] Hey fishy fishy fishy! Heyyy fishy fishy fishy fishy!
[taps glass]
