Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

Arija Bareikis: Kate

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• Kate : I don't see how it could possibly be pleasurable for a woman. I just don't think it's natural. You're not supposed to go up there. To tell you the truth, I don't know how men do it either.

  Deuce Bigalow : You're not curious, just to try something new?

  Kate : I'm just not into it.

  Deuce Bigalow : So space exploration is definitely out for you?

  Kate : Definitely. I mean, more power to any woman who wants to be an astronaut. I just wouldn't do it. Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt.

• Deuce Bigalow : I should have told you right from the start. But I was afraid.

  Kate : Afraid of what?

  Deuce Bigalow : Afraid that a girl as wonderful as you could never fall for a guy who cleans fish tanks, 'cause that's who I really am. This whole gigolo thing was just a mistake. But I'm glad it happened 'cause I never would have met you. I never would have known what love was. I'm sorry. I'm not perfect.

  Kate : I'm not perfect either.

  Deuce Bigalow : Yes you are. You're perfect in every way. I knew it the moment I met you.

  [pulls out a folded envelope and reads] 

  Deuce Bigalow : "Kate, you have a smile that could melt an iceberg. Your lips are as sweet as honey. You may only have one leg, but it's the most beautiful leg in the world."