Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

Gail O'Grady: Claire

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Quotes 

• Deuce Bigalow : Maybe we should take care of a little business first.

  Claire : If you prefer.

  Deuce Bigalow : I don't have a set price or anything, but I have been getting ten dollars.

  Claire : I'm sorry?

  Deuce Bigalow : Well that's my going rate. But I'm willing to negotiate.

  Claire : [chuckles]  That's funny. But the price is five hundred.

  Deuce Bigalow : You're gonna pay me five hundred dollars?

  Claire : No, honey, you pay me.

  Deuce Bigalow : Oh, I get it. This is some kind of role reversal. I'll play along with this.

  [deep voice] 

  Deuce Bigalow : Okay, 300, 400, 500, you're my hooker. No, seriously, where's my ten dollars?

• Claire : What happened to the carpet?

  Deuce Bigalow : Oh, it's one of those 18th century wet rugs.

• Deuce Bigalow : I couldn't help overhearing your Spanish.

  Claire : It's French.

  Deuce Bigalow : Oui, French... Nice people.