An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000 Video)

Jason Marsden: Max Goof

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Quotes 

• Max : [to Goofy, who admitted he wanted to get closer to him at college, loses his temper]  Don't you get it? I'm trying to get AWAY from you! I'm not a little kid anymore! Now just leave me alone, and GET YOUR OWN LIFE!

• Goofy : [as Bobby drives the van away]  Goin' already? What about breakfast? You need your three squares a day!

  Max : [Hanging out of the window]  Don't worry, Dad! We'll pick up some donuts on the way! Love you, miss you, see you at Christmas! Bye!

• Max : Gentlemen, welcome to the first day of the rest of our lives!

  Bobby : That's pretty deep. You get that line off a bumper sticker?

• Goofy : Did you brush your teeth?

  Max : Yeah, dad.

  Goofy : Comb your hair?

  Max : Yup.

  Goofy : Did you put on clean underwear?

  Max : [annoyed]  DAD!

• Max : We'll dethrone you and your friends, Your Royal LOWNESS.

• Tank : Help me! Anyone! 911, baby.

  Max : Tank, talk to me!

  Tank : Dog boy, am I glad to see you, sweetheart.

• [Goofy has walked into Max's classroom in full 70s attire, and Max is shocked and horrified] 

  Max : [muttering]  Oh no, oh no, oh...

  Bobby : Hey Max, is my vision blurred, or doesn't that guy look like your dad?

  Goofy : Maxie!

  Max : [grabbing and ringing at Bobby's shoulders]  Kill me, just kill me now!

• Max : [watching Goofy and Sylvia dance disco]  If the Gammas don't keep my dad out of our hair, his new girlfriend will!

• [at work, Goofy puts a toy robot together and daydreams that the robot's head is Max] 

  Max : [in Goofy's imagination]  Hiya, dad!

  Goofy : Maxie!

  [Goofy hugs the toy robot tightly] 

  Toy Factory Boss : [over the intercom]  Mr. Goof, an assembly line is for assembling! Stop daydreaming and get back to work... or else!

• Goofy : Now listen, son, that there X-Games fiddle-fadle may be all well and fun, but remember, you're going off to college to make something of yourselves.

  Max : Exactly!

  Goofy : You'll get a degree and the world will be your clam.

  Max : Uh, oyster, Dad?

  Goofy : Oh, No, thanks. I'm saving room for wienies.

• Max : P.J., isn't ten hot dogs enough?

• Max : [referring to Goofy]  Look, I talked to him and laid out all the ground rules: No interfering with the X Games practice, no hounding us about schoolwork, no coming into our room unannounced, and *no* acting like a father. Especially mine. He's got his life, I've got my life.

  Max : [echo]  ... my life... my life... my life...

  Bobby : Spooky...

• Max : Let's do it to it!

• Goofy : I'm not gonna be at college to pick up after you.

  [sadly, to his son] 

  Goofy : In fact, it's gonna be a long time before you see your old man again. What, maybe Christmas?

  [puts his finger up to his eye, wiping away a tear] 

  Max : Ah, Dad, it'll go by fast.

  Max : [chuckles, then mutters under his breath] 

  Max : Not TOO fast, I hope.

• P.J. : Hey, dudes! Check out who's following us!

  [indicates Brad] 

  Max : Let's just make sure it stays that way.

• P.J. : Try hangin' a Louie. No, no, wait, that's the other Louie.

  Max : Louie, Huey, Dewey? What are you talkin' about here, huh?

  Bobby : Yo, it's right here, it's this way.

  Max : Yeah, P.J., Bobby's right.

  Max : Um... Hey Bob, um, who's driving?

• Max : [pulls off Goofy's afro wig]  Dad, you're scaring people.

  [throws the wig directly into the garbage can]