Remember the Titans (2000)

Ethan Suplee: Louie Lastik

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Quotes 

• Petey Jones : Hey, hey, Lastik man what happened to you?

  Louie Lastik : [holding back, in fake pain]  Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do!

  Petey Jones : That ain't funny!

• Coach Boone : Lastik. I want you to tell me something about one of your black teammates.

  Louie Lastik : [shouts]  Sir yes, Sir! I'm roomin' with Blue, sir! And I noticed that he wears that leopard-spotted underwear, Sir! Bikini-style, Sir!

  Coach Boone : Ok. How about someone who's not your roommate.

  Louie Lastik : Sir, I eat lunch with Rev. That's Jerry Harris, sir. People call him that 'cause he's always praying and he won't abide with a foul tounge, Sir!

  Coach Boone : And what's the Rev going to do after High School?

  Louie Lastik : I don't know. Go to college and all that stuff, I guess.

  Coach Boone : What about you? You going to college?

  Louie Lastik : [laughs]  No, not me coach. I ain't a brainiac like Rev.

  Coach Boone : Think you got a future in football?

  Louie Lastik : Heck no! I figured as long I'm going to be in school, I might as well hit some people while I'm at it.

• Louie Lastik : I'm Louie Lastik, I'm offensive lineman, naval family just moved here from Bayonne, someone said football, so I come runnin'. What's goin' on everybody?

  [awkward silence] 

• Big Ju : What you doin' man?

  Louie Lastik : Eatin' lunch.

  Big Ju : I see you eatin' lunch, but why you eatin' over here? Why not go eat over there and eat with your people?

  Louie Lastik : Man, I don't have any people. I'm with everybody, Julius.

  Petey Jones : Yeah, he's just a light-skinned brother.

  Big Ju : Yeah, and I'm a dark-skinned cracker.

  Petey Jones : [laughs] 

  Jerry 'Rev' Harris : Come on Julius, he's just another blessed child in God's lovin' family.

  Blue Stanton : [Blue starts to hum] 

  Big Ju : Come on, Blue. Let me...

  Petey Jones : [Petey joins in with Blue] 

  Jerry 'Rev' Harris : God, we come before you today. To ask you to soften Big Julius Cambell's heart.

• Coach Boone : Lastik, what's the matter?

  Louie Lastik : I'm eligible.

  [walks over to Boone and embraces him] 

  Coach Boone : [talking awkwardly, while still being embraced by Lastik]  Well, um, I'm glad to hear that, son, but I'm already married.

  Louie Lastik : I got a C-plus average, Coach. I'm going to college.

  Coach Boone : [talking while hugging]  Lastik, that's fantastic.