Looking for Alibrandi (2000)
Pia Miranda: Josie Alibrandi
Quotes
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[Before getting on a motorbike]
Jacob Coote : You ready?
Josie Alibrandi : Just let me check my bag for ID. I don't want to be named Jane Doe at the morgue.
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Josie Alibrandi : I swear, the phone companies'd go broke if it weren't for the Italians!
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Christina Alibrandi : I wonder what I did to deserve you.
Josie Alibrandi : Would you like me to refresh your memory?
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Josie Alibrandi : I have the dubious honour of being Vice-Captain, which is kind of like being runner-up at the Miss Universe beauty pageant. I get to take over if Miss St Martha's becomes ill or gets involved in a sex scandal.
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Josie Alibrandi : Wait, my father's a barrister,
Carly Bishop : She's lying! She doesn't have a father!
Josie Alibrandi : Yeah, that's right. And I'm the immaculate conception and my mother's the Virgin Mary!
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Josie Alibrandi : "Dear Guiness Book of Records: I've just been out on a 10-minute date. Is that a record?"
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Jacob Coote : Do you want to go out with me?
Josie Alibrandi : You'd have to meet my mother.
Jacob Coote : I don't meet mothers.
Josie Alibrandi : Well, I don't go out with guys who don't meet mothers.
Jacob Coote : All right, forget it, it was a stupid idea anyway.
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John Barton : I'm joining the Young Libs.
Josie Alibrandi : I didn't know you were political.
John Barton : My father's into job security.
Josie Alibrandi : What? Being the leader of the Liberal party?
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Christina Alibrandi : Now! This very minute! This very second!
Josie Alibrandi : Are you sure you don't mean in an hour?