Buying the Cow (2002)
Ryan Reynolds: Mike Hanson
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Quotes
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Mike Hanson : You should stop drinking.
Girl in Bar : Why? I just got here.
Mike Hanson : Because you're driving me home.
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[opens car door to see Mike Kissing a girl]
Tyler Carter Bellows : I thought you said you're gay.
Mike Hanson : Yeah, and your point is?
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Mike Hanson : Always a best man, never a man.
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Mike Hanson : A blind man could smell your love.
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David Collins : You're the only people I've ever told.
Mike Hanson : Yeah, can you keep it that way? It makes you seem kind of creepy.
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Mike Hanson : How did you figure it out?
Bar Patron : After a string of girlfriends, a couple ex-wives, and a Great Dane or two. I started thinking, "Hey, maybe it's me."
