The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy (2000)

Zach Braff: Benji

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• Dennis : Benji, there isn't a straight man in America who doesn't refer to anyone but his girlfriend as 'girlfriend'.

  Benji : I know, but I was so butch when I said it.

• Benji : It's called being horny.

  Howie : It's not horny. I know horny. I've taken a lecture series on horny.

  Benji : They have lecture series on horny?

• Howie : There is not a single film in the cinematic canon that paints the portrait of a gay man that any of us would aspire to be. What are our options... noble, suffering AIDS victims, the friends of noble suffering AIDS victims, compulsive sex addicts, common street hustlers and the most recent addition to the lot, stylish confidantes to lovelorn women. Just once I would like to see someone who is not sick, hasn't been laid in about three months and is behind on his student loans.

  Benji : And that is someone you would aspire to be?

  Taylor : Right?