Rejected (2000)

Robert May: Guy #1, Guy #2, Fluffy Guy, Ticks Announcer, Left Hand Characters

Quotes 

• Fluffy Guy : For the love of God, and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

• Guy #1 : Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?

  Guy #2 : I live in a giant bucket.

  Guy #1 : [the head of a little angry monster suddenly grows out of Guy #1's head and begins to scream something in an indeterminable language]  Wayo!

  Guy #2 : Fuck!

• Guy #1 : Say, do you want to go see a movie?

  Guy #2 : I'm feeling fat, and sassy.

• Ticks Announcer : You're watching the "Family Learning Channel". And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

• Fluffy Guy : Dance! Everybody dance!

• Fluffy Guy : This is fun!

  [the little Fluffy Guys continue dancing to a Scandinavian Christmas Song] 

  Fluffy Guy : My anus is bleeding!