Married... with Children (TV Series)
Enemies (1996)
Matt Borlenghi: Tom
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Quotes
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[Al answers the door]
Tom : [with packages] I've got something for Peggy Bundy.
Al Bundy : So do I.
[Al shuts the door in his face]
Tom : Oh, then I guess you don't want these Big'uns Centerfold Popsicle Molds either.
Al Bundy : [opens the door and takes his package] Are you crazy? I ordered those! Gimme!
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Shannon : Tom, a girl like me has big dreams. I shouldn't be dating you. I should be dating your boss.
Maria : You did date his boss.
Tom : You did? Shannon, you dated my boss?
Shannon : Of course. How do you think you got your raise and your promotion?
Tom : I thought it was because I dated his wife.
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Maria : You know what? You're no better then your skirt-chasing father.
Tom : Hey, it was your mother who walked into a married man's house in that little maid's outfit and stole my father away from my own mother.
Maria : She was the maid, you idiot.
Tom : Still, I'm not like my father. I know the first name of almost every woman I've slept with. And with any luck, I'm about to learn a new one.