The Hole (2001)

Desmond Harrington: Mike

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Quotes 

• Mike : For me, all for me. I killed my best friend, you let me think I was going to die, and you watched me kill my best friend. I killed him for a fucking coke! You let Frankie die! You held her hand and you let her die.

• Frankie : What's the time now?

  Mike : Same as when you asked two minutes ago.

  Frankie : Well it can't be the same time if two minutes have passed, can it.

  Geoff : It's three thirty-two, then.

• Geoff : So what? You're gonna go home to an empty house and fuck the maid like you did last Easter.

  Mike : You haven't seen the maid.

• Frankie : But why? I mean why would he do this to us? We're his friends!

  Mike : Are we? Is he really your friend, Frankie? I know he's not mine. Think about it- I don't know a thing about Martyn.

• Mike : And then there's all those exciting exams to look forward to.

  Frankie : Way to look on the positive side.

  Mike : No, no, no. I've got a hard-on for these exams, they're great.

  Geoff : You've got a hard-on for everything.

  Mike : Not for you, mate.

• [Frankie fakes being sick after Liz holds up her cue card] 

  Elizabeth Dunn : I'm really worried about her. She needs a doctor.

  Mike : Well, that's obvious. I thought you were supposed to be smart.

  [Liz holds up the 'Toilet' cue card] 

  Geoff : I bet it's that dirty toilet water that's making her ill.

  Elizabeth Dunn : It's not my fault.

  Geoff : Yes. It. Is.

  [everyone restrains laughter]