The Magical World of Disney (TV Series)
The Muppets at Walt Disney World (1990)
Charles Grodin: Quentin Fitzwaller
Quotes
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Rizzo the Rat : Hey, you know, this ice cream's really good. Now all we need is some root beer.
Security Guard : Will you stop eating and help me capture the Muppets?
Rizzo the Rat : Hey, I can't scheme on an empty stomach, but if you want to capture the Muppets, you gotta watch for the weird an unusual.
[the guard's phone rings]
Security Guard : [on his phone] Fitzwaller here. World Showcase? A Scandinavian Cook? And a guy with a bucket on his head?
Rizzo the Rat : Bullseye!
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Security Guard : You're not so dumb for a rat.
Rizzo the Rat : Hey, I guess we're even now. You're not so smart for a person.
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[from an outtake]
Security Guard : I'm speaking to Mr. Mickey Mouse.
Kermit : Kermit and I are old buddies!
Fozzy Bear : I didn't know you knew Kermit!
Rizzo the Rat : I didn't know you knew Kermit either!
Kermit : [flustered] Well... I didn't say that! I didn't say that! I did not!
Rizzo the Rat : Kermit...
Kermit : I didn't!
Rizzo the Rat : I'm afraid you did.
[He puts his arm around Kermit]
Rizzo the Rat : Kermit, come with us. Come with us.
