The Magical World of Disney (TV Series)
The Muppets at Walt Disney World (1990)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Waldorf, Swedish Chef, Link Hogthrob
Quotes
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Kermit : Miss Piggy, how are we going to explain this to Big Bird?
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Kermit : We're both members of FASA - Fictional Animal Stars of America.
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Robin the Frog : I think it's great to be going back to the swamp and rediscovering our roots.
[Janice trips]
Rowlf : Hey, there's one now.
Janice : Thanks.
Rowlf : It goes with the poison ivy.
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Dog Catcher : Who's your owner?
Rowlf : Owner? I have no owner, sir!
Dog Catcher : Aha!
Rowlf : But perhaps you can help me. You see, Walt Disney World is such a big place. I don't know what to do with all this incredible freedom.
[the dog catcher nets Rowlf]
Rowlf : Now there's a solution I hadn't particularly thought of.
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Young Girl : My mother always told me you should never give up on a dream.
Kermit : Didn't your mother tell you not to talk to strange frogs?
Young Girl : There's a song she taught me that has a message for you.
Kermit : Now you're gonna sing me a song?
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Fozzie Bear : That's what we call a Disney joke.
Statler : No, that's what we call a dismal joke.
Fozzie Bear : Oh, please guys, stop trying to make a fool of me!
Waldorf : You don't need our help for that.
Fozzie Bear : You think you're so funny?
Statler : Well, we know you're not so funny.
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Mickey Mouse : Well, you know what we always say: "When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true."
Kermit : Actually, what we say is: "Someday, you'll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and you."
Floyd : Uh-oh. They're starting to argue philosophy.
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Miss Piggy : Kermit, this is a stinkin' bog!
Kermit : Yes, isn't it terrific?
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[from an outtake]
Security Guard : I'm speaking to Mr. Mickey Mouse.
Kermit : Kermit and I are old buddies!
Fozzy Bear : I didn't know you knew Kermit!
Rizzo the Rat : I didn't know you knew Kermit either!
Kermit : [flustered] Well... I didn't say that! I didn't say that! I did not!
Rizzo the Rat : Kermit...
Kermit : I didn't!
Rizzo the Rat : I'm afraid you did.
[He puts his arm around Kermit]
Rizzo the Rat : Kermit, come with us. Come with us.
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[from an outtake]
Miss Piggy : But tell us, what is this surprise you promised?
Kermit : Okay, I'll tell you. And you're gonna love this, Piggy.
Miss Piggy : Well, I can't really love it that much until I get the right LINE!
[She punches Kermit out of frustration at herself]
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[from an outtake; the Chef offers Bunsen and Beaker different kinds of sauce]
Swedish Chef : Which would you want?
[His right hand randomly smacks Beaker, who babbles angrily]