The Secret of Monkey Island (1990 Video Game)
Dominic Armato: Guybrush Threepwood
Quotes
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Otis the Prisoner : Oh, come on. Don't be bitter. I'm here to help. Not just for the money.
Guybrush Threepwood : Money?
Carla the Swordmaster : Yeah, we are getting paid for this, right?
Guybrush Threepwood : How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Carla the Swordmaster : You never did know when to use that one.
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Pirate Leader : Do you have any special skills?
Guybrush Threepwood : I can hold my breath for ten minutes!
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LeChuck : You dared come here to confront me!
Guybrush Threepwood : I've just remembered an appointment at the dentist's.
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Pirate : You make me want to puke.
Guybrush Threepwood : You make me think somebody already did.
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Guybrush Threepwood : Please don't kill me.
LeChuck : Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill ye.
Guybrush Threepwood : I'm wired to explode if anyone tries to kill me.
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Guybrush Threepwood : That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!
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Guybrush Threepwood : [one of three possible last lines] Well, if there's one thing I've learned, it's this: never pay more than 20 dollars for a computer game.
Elaine Marley : What's that?
Guybrush Threepwood : Never mind. I don't know why I said that.
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Guybrush Threepwood : Hi, my name's Guybrush Threepwood and I want to be a pirate!
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Guybrush Threepwood : Can you tell me the story about this LeChuck guy?
Pirate : LeChuck? He's the guy that went to the Governor's for dinner and never wanted to leave. He fell for her in a big way, but she told him to drop dead. So he did. Then things really got ugly.
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Meathook : You've got a real attitude problem!
Guybrush Threepwood : Well... you've got a real hair problem!
Meathook : You just don't know when to quit, do you?
Guybrush Threepwood : Neither did your barber.
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Mancomb Seepgood : HA! Guybrush Threepwood! That's the stupidest name I've ever heard!
Guybrush Threepwood : Hey! What's your name then?
Mancomb Seepgood : Mancomb Seepgood.
