The Secret of Monkey Island (1990 Video Game)

Earl Boen: The Ghost Pirate LeChuck, Sheriff Fester Shinetop

Quotes 

• LeChuck : You dared come here to confront me!

  Guybrush Threepwood : I've just remembered an appointment at the dentist's.

• Bob the Ghost Pirate : Captain LeChuck... sir... I...

  LeChuck : Ah... There's nothin' like the hot winds of hell blowin' in your face.

  Bob the Ghost Pirate : No sir... Nothing like it... Ah... Sir... I...

  LeChuck : It's days like this that make ye glad to be dead.

  Bob the Ghost Pirate : Oh, yes sir... glad to be dead...

  LeChuck : Ye are glad to be dead, RIGHT?

  Bob the Ghost Pirate : Oh yes sir. I feel so lucky that you happened to capture my ship, then murder me and everyone on board... yes sir... lucky.

  LeChuck : Glad to hear it.

• Guybrush Threepwood : Please don't kill me.

  LeChuck : Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill ye.

  Guybrush Threepwood : I'm wired to explode if anyone tries to kill me.

• LeChuck : [as Fester Shinetop]  So long, Mr. Spicecake, or Droopface, or whatever your name is!