Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis (1992 Video Game)

Doug Lee: Indiana Jones, Alain Trottier

Quotes 

• Indiana Jones : Of all the shops in Algeria and we had to walk into this one.

  Sophia Hapgood : We'll always have Iceland Indy...

• [as Indy approaches Sophia, the Nazi Guard notices him] 

  Guard : Who are you? Talk fast, and I'd better like your tone of voice, or you're a dead man!

  Indiana Jones : I'm Indiana Jones. Who are you, bucket head?

  Guard : Bucket head? What kind of insult is that?

  Indiana Jones : I'll let Sophia explain it to you.

  [Sophia knocks out the guard with a bucket sitting behind him] 

• Indiana Jones : [complimenting Sophia]  In this light you look just like Vivien Leigh.

  Sophia Hapgood : Frankly Indy, I don't give a damn.

• Arnold : [a Nazi spots Indy in the Crete labyrinth]  You there, Amerikanner! Kommen zie! I won't hurt you.

  [Indy walks over] 

  Arnold : Know any good drinking tunes?

  Indiana Jones : Maybe, let me think..."Buddy, Can You Spare a Dime"?

  Arnold : No, that's too depressing. Now I'll have to amuse myself by tearing your head off!

  Indiana Jones : Try singing "So Long, It's Been Good To Know You"

  [runs away] 

• Indiana Jones : [while exploring the Crete labyrinth]  Some date, huh?

  Sophia Hapgood : We're not dating Jones; this is not a date, if it was a date, I would've stood you up!

• Indiana Jones : [Indy is making shadow puppets with a flashlight and makes a dog]  Neat! Woof, woof!

  Sophia Hapgood : ...Indy?

  Indiana Jones : [makes an elephant]  It's Jumbo! King of the Circus!

  Sophia Hapgood : What do you think you're doing?

  Indiana Jones : [makes a rabbit]  ... and here's Nur-Ab-Sal!

  Sophia Hapgood : Stop that this instant!

  Indiana Jones : [turns off flashlight]  ... sorry.

• Indiana Jones : [subway train Indy is riding crashes through a wall]  Ow.

• Guard : [At door to labyrinth]  You're trespassing on occupied territory. I've got orders not to let anyone pass.

  Indiana Jones : I got a message for Kolonel Kerner. Let me pass.

  Guard : I'll deliver it myself. What's the message?

  Indiana Jones : Go tell Kerner there's an idiot guarding the door.

  Guard : You need a lesson in respect mein herr!

  [fight begins] 

• [last lines] 

  [looking at the volcano left after Atlantis' collapse] 

  Indiana Jones : You know, a lot of my discoveries seem like tall tales, even to me. At least there's some evidence now.

  [the volcano promptly sinks under the surface] 

  Sophia Hapgood : Then again, maybe not.

  [Indy suddenly kisses Sohia intently] 

  Sophia Hapgood : [surprised]  What was that for?

  Indiana Jones : To ease the pain.

• Indiana Jones : [to Sophia, referring to a less-than-cooperative colleague]  I think the good doctor has frostbite of the brain.

• Indiana Jones : [in Iceland]  Cold enough for ya?

  Sophia Hapgood : Even colder than my feelings toward you, Dr. Jones.

• Indiana Jones : [Indy finds Sophia trapped in a pit in the Knossos labyrinth, but cannot see her]  How do I know you're really Sophia?

  Sophia Hapgood : If I wasn't Sophia, how would I know about that cute little birthmark on your...

  Indiana Jones : Fine, you're Sophia!

• [first lines] 

  Indiana Jones : Alright, Jones... How are you going to find that STATUE in all this JUNK?

• Indiana Jones : [if he ends up in the machine]  For your sake, I hope this doesn't work.

  Dr. Hans Ubermann : Why not?

  Indiana Jones : Once I'm a god, I'm sending you straight to hell.

  Dr. Hans Ubermann : I'm offering you immortality! Is that the thanks I get?

  Indiana Jones : Ever hear the term "angry god"? Wait till you see me!

• Indiana Jones : [exploring the Crete labyrinth]  Some date, huh?

  Sophia Hapgood : We're not dating, Jones. This is not a date. If it was a date, I would have stood you up!

• [Kerner steps onto the platform on the Godhood Machine] 

  Klaus Kerner : If anyone's going to become a god, it must be me!

  Dr. Hans Ubermann : You? Don't be silly, Kerner! You're not prepared for this!

  Klaus Kerner : I'm in charge of this operation, you spineless sausage!

  [draws his gun] 

  Klaus Kerner : Activate the machine!

  Dr. Hans Ubermann : [sighs]  A test is a test. Plato suggested 10 beads; let's try that.

  Indiana Jones : Hang on a second!

  Klaus Kerner : What now, Jones?

  Indiana Jones : What about Plato's tenfold error?

  Klaus Kerner : What about it?

  Indiana Jones : Ten beads might give you size ten antlers.

  [shrugs] 

  Indiana Jones : Just a thought.

  Klaus Kerner : Hmmm... he may be right. We should divide by ten. Try ONE bead.

  Dr. Hans Ubermann : One bead it is!

  [Ubermann inserts a bead into the machine and it turns on, slowly transforming Kerner] 

  Dr. Hans Ubermann : Himmel! It's working!

  [Kerner is transformed into a small disfigured demonic creature] 

  Klaus Kerner : NOOOOOO!

  [Kerner plunges himself into the lava] 

  Dr. Hans Ubermann : A small bead for a small man, eh Jones? Now it's your turn.

• Hans : Hey, you!

  Indiana Jones : Me?

  Hans : I don't see anyone else. State your business.

  Indiana Jones : I'm selling soap. And you smell like you could use some.

  Hans : I'll trade you for a lesson in manners.

• [alternate dialogue for the conversation above] 

  Indiana Jones : Has madame Sophia told you your future looks *pail*?

  Guard : No, now that you mention it she hasn't.

• Indiana Jones : That's enough. The jar is full.

• Indiana Jones : I'm back!

  Klaus Kerner : You don't look at all well, Dr. Jones.

  Indiana Jones : Exploring our collections can be dangerous, Mr. Uhh... what was your name again?

  Klaus Kerner : Smith.

• Guard : Jones, Jones, you never learn.

  Indiana Jones : Don't you know when to quit?

  [after choosing a line] 

  Indiana Jones : Let's talk this over... with our fists!

• Indiana Jones : [Knocks on door]  Mr. Costa?

  Felipe Costa : Pipe down! I'm coming!

  [opens door] 

  Felipe Costa : You again! What do you want?

  Indiana Jones : Do you have a bathroom in there I could use?

  Felipe Costa : Yes, and no! Now go away!

  [shuts door] 

  Indiana Jones : [Looks at Sophia]  Don't start with me!

• Nazi U-boat Captain : [Indy opens the U-boat hatch, alerting the captain]  Halt!

  Indiana Jones : Uh-oh.

  Nazi U-boat Captain : [Climbs up a ladder to the deck]  I'm the captain here, and I don't tolerate stowaways!

  Indiana Jones : Are you a SUB-captain or a merely SUB-human?

  Nazi U-boat Captain : Defend yourself amerikanerschweine!

  [They start a fist-fight] 

• Indiana Jones : [getting ready to fight]  I've got this nagging rash on my knuckles. Wanna see?

• Sophia Hapgood : Come on, mister. I've got a few words to mince with you.

  Indiana Jones : I'd say it's about time.

• Guard : Dr. Jones is it? Now we've got you!

  Indiana Jones : Don't be too sure.

• Indiana Jones : I'm a secret agent in disguise let me pass.

  Guard : We've already got one Amerikanner working for us, that's about all we can stand.

  Indiana Jones : Let me pass that other guy doesn't know beans.

  Guard : That other guy is Dr. Fraulein Hapgood Mein Herr.

  Indiana Jones : She's the double-crosser I came to warn Kerner about!

  Guard : Bitte... in order to pass you must show me your papers!

  Indiana Jones : They're right here, in my fist!

• Indiana Jones : I don't see anything special about it.

• Hans : You there!

  Indiana Jones : Me?

  Hans : I don't see anyone else. State your business.

  Indiana Jones : I can't seem to find my tour group can you help me?

  Hans : A tourist huh? It should be easy for you to show the way.

  [They start a fist-fight] 

• Indiana Jones : Whew, tough climb.

  Guard : Halt! Do you realize what you've done? You've dug an unauthorized hole!

  Indiana Jones : I was just following Kerner's orders.

  Guard : That's a relief because Colonel Kerner will be back soon and he generally shoots people for digging around here.

  Indiana Jones : While we're standing here let me show you a magic trick I learned.

  [He uses his whip to disarm the gun] 

  Guard : You'll be sorry you did that Amerikanner!

  [They start a fist-fight] 

• Indiana Jones : [the slab falls on Hans]  Scratch one Nazi.

  Guard : Shouldn't you be with the other foreign advisor and where's Hans?

  Indiana Jones : Other foreign advisor?

  Guard : Ja that obnoxious Hapgood woman ach how do I know you're really part of Kerner's expedition?

  Indiana Jones : You don't.

  [They start a fist-fight] 

• Guard : Ach! An interloper!

  Indiana Jones : Pardon me, I'm the cave inspector...

  Guard : Shut up and march over here! You're not one of Kerner's men! You're that spy Indiana Jones. Any last request before I utterly pulverize you?

  Indiana Jones : I'd like one last pastrami sandwich.

  Guard : Request denied.

  [They start a fist-fight] 

• Sophia Hapgood : Are you sure this is safe?

  Indiana Jones : Sure, let's go, Sophia.

  Sophia Hapgood : I don't know the door makes me nervous...

  Indiana Jones : I can't hold this up much longer!

  [He drops the cage] 

• Indiana Jones : Why it's pointing at me!

• Indiana Jones : Sophia! Where are you?

  Klaus Kerner : We've got her you foolish Amerikanner!

  Indiana Jones : Well then keep her, she's nothing but trouble.

  Klaus Kerner : Your feigned indifference is laudable Dr. Jones but I better know you than you know yourself, you won't Miss Hapgood again. Unless you hand over the stones, Now!

  Indiana Jones : You'll take the stones over my dead body!

  Klaus Kerner : Don't tempt me, this is your only chance, hand over the stones or I'll be forced to kill you!

  Indiana Jones : You're bluffing.

  Klaus Kerner : I never bluff!

  [He shoots at Indy] 

  Klaus Kerner : Too bad, some people just won't listen to reason

• Guard : Ah, Dr. Jones, you got away before but not this time!

  Indiana Jones : Another Nazi Stooge.

  Indiana Jones : Maybe I'd better head south.

  Guard : Give up Jones! There's no escape!

• Indiana Jones : [If you try to pull the big lever]  I better not play with these controls, who knows what they might do?

• Guard : You there! Halt!

  Indiana Jones : Uh oh.

  Sophia Hapgood : Watch out Indy!

  Guard : Who are you?

  Indiana Jones : I'm with the Fatherland's Brown Jacket Regiment

  Guard : I don't believe you. I think you're the famous Indiana Jones, the man who found the Ark of the Covenant, the man who recovered the Sankara Stones, the man who laid hands on the Holy Grail!

  Indiana Jones : Say Sophia, this guy's almost as crazy about me as you are!

  Sophia Hapgood : Even crazier.

  Guard : Prepare to die, Jones!

  [They start a fist-fight] 

  Sophia Hapgood : Indy!

• Guard : Hey, you! No civilians allowed in here!

  Indiana Jones : Now wait a minute.

  Indiana Jones : Why aren't you at your post?

  Guard : What do you mean I am at my post, I think.

  [They start a fist-fight] 

• Guard : You have no business out here. I'm taking you back to the city.

  Indiana Jones : You and what army?

  [They start a fist-fight] 

• Indiana Jones : [If you try using Indywear^TM by Lucasfilm]  Out here in public? No way.

• Indiana Jones : Watch that hook!

  Sophia Hapgood : Ok Ok.

  Indiana Jones : [If you choose the wrong miles and/or the wrong direction]  Nothing I must've picked the wrong coordinates. Take us back Captain.