The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)

JB Blanc: Luigi Vampa

Quotes 

• Luigi : We shall call him... Zatarra.

  Edmond : Sounds fearsome.

  Luigi : It means "driftwood."

• Luigi : So, mi amici, I would ask who you are, but in view of your shredded clothes and the fact that the Chateau d'If is two miles away... what's the point? As for me, I am Luigi Vampa, a smuggler and a thief. My men and I have come to this island to bury alive one of our number who attempted to keep some stolen gold for himself instead of sharing it with his comrades. Interestingly enough, there are some of his more loyal friends who are insisting that I grant him mercy. Which, of course, I cannot do, or I would quickly lose control of the whole crew. That is why you are such a fortunate find.

  Edmond : Why is that?

  Luigi : You provide me with a way to show a little mercy to Jacopo - that maggot you see tied up over there - while at the same time not appearing weak. And as a bonus, the lads will get to see a little sport as well.

  Edmond : How do I accomplish all this?

  Luigi : We watch you and Jacopo fight to the death. If Jacopo wins, we welcome him back to the crew. If you win, I have given Jacopo the chance to live, even if he did not take advantage of it, and you can take his place on the boat.

  Edmond : What if I win and I don't want to be a smuggler?

  Luigi : Then we slit your throat, and we're a bit shorthanded.

  [pause] 

  Edmond : [smiles after consideration]  I find that smuggling is the life for me, and would be delighted to kill your friend the maggot!

  Luigi : Oh, and by the way, Jacopo is the best knife fighter I have ever seen.

  Edmond : [unmoved, sarcastically]  Perhaps you should get out more...

  Luigi : [laughs, shouts to his crew]  Release Jacopo, and give him back his knife. And we'll let the games begin...

• Edmond : We are kings or pawns, a man once said.

  Luigi : Who told you this?

  Edmond : Napolean Bonaparte.

  Luigi : Bonaparte?

  [laughs] 

  Luigi : Oh, Zatarra, the stories you tell.

• Luigi : Oh, and by the way, Jacopo is the best knife fighter I have ever seen.

  Edmond : Perhaps you should get out more.

• Albert Mondego : Who are you, and why are you doing this?

  Luigi : We are bad men, and for the money!

• Edmond : Señor Vampa, allow Jacopo to live. He's already suffered enough with the prospect of being buried alive. The men that wanted to see some sport have seen it. Those who wanted mercy for Jacopo will get it. And by keeping me and Jacopo, you will have yet another skilled sailor and fighter for your crew.

  Luigi : [considering]  It's a deal.

• Count of Monte Cristo : [after staging Albert's abduction and rescue]  Well done, gentlemen.

  Luigi : [catching a pouch of gold]  Many thanks, Your Grace.

• Luigi : [laughs]  Release Jacopo, and give him back his knife. And we'll let the games begin.