Ed (2000–2004)
Jana Marie Hupp: Nancy Burton
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Quotes
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Nancy Burton : I hate to sound like one of those mothers, but most other kids Sarah's age are rolling over by now.
Mike Burton : Well, goodbye, Harvard.
Nancy Burton : Honey, that's not what I mean. I just, you know, want to make sure she's okay.
Mike Burton : I didn't roll over until my 23rd birthday.
Nancy Burton : [rolls eyes] Oh, my God. I'm married to the funniest man alive.
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Mike Burton : I figure I'll go downtown once a month, maybe work the hotel lobbies, sell my body to aging divorcees.
Nancy Burton : Well, honey, you really think we can live on thirty-eight cents a month?
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Nancy Burton : I've always wondered where that phrase came from - speak of the devil.
Ed Stevens : Well, according to ancient legend, if you said the devil's name three times... he would appear.
Mike Burton : According to ancient legend? Dude, you got that from "Beetlejuice".
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Nancy Burton : [Reverend Carver is being fired] They gave him two weeks' notice.
Ed Stevens : Who did? God?