Rat Race (2001)
Lanei Chapman: Merrill Jennings
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Quotes
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[after Sinclair has told them repeatedly to "go", to no avail]
Merrill : So, when you say "go", you mean, just go?
Donald Sinclair : Uh, begin, commence, start moving... theoretically you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far Mr. Schaffer is winning because he's nearest to the door.
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Merrill : I think this is some kind of scam!
Vera Baker : Oh good, a scam! We'll do it!
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[Talking about Sinclair and his idea for them competing in the "race"]
Merrill : It's some sort of joke. It has to be.
Duane Cody : What kind of jackass just gives away $2 million?
Owen Templeton : Maybe it's a publicity stunt.
Randy Pear : What kind of publicity? He swore us all to secrecy.
Vera Baker : Maybe it's a secret publicity stunt.
Randy Pear : A *secret* publicity stunt?
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Merrill : We're not crazy, lady!
Vera Baker : We should've bought a squirrel, but we didn't buy a squirrel.
Merrill : Which is why we stole the rocket car.
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Enrico Pollini : Food. Look at all this food!
[gasps]
Enrico Pollini : Little Cock doggies!
Merrill : They're called cocktail weenies.
Enrico Pollini : Weenies! Ha! I'm so sorry. My English is not so good. But I'm learning!
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Rental Car Trainee : We have a midsized Caprice.
Vera Baker : What color is it?
Merrill : It doesn't matter! We'll take it.